Why do DOs hate freedom?

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  1. ymnCheetos

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    Simple question really, I just want to know why you hate America. We all know OMM lab is notorious for flag burning. Be honest, I did a search and it seems like no one is willing to address this issue.

    Why do you spit on the grave of George Washington?
     
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    Fatwa declared. Death to Cheetos.
     
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    Terrorists, the whole lot of you!
     
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    I personally find Cheetos to be just meh. I would prefer Sun Chips (Original) any day of the week.
     
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    This is exactly what I'm talking about! What red-blooded American doesn't love the taste of flaming hot cheetos in the morning?
     
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    Cheetos and his pre-allos are masters of usury and leaders in treachery. They will leave you nothing, either in this world or the next.
     
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    This is an open declaration of war, midlife. Why can't you guys answer a simple question?
     
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    I hate Cheetos because someone showed me this image and it made me sick.

    How many showers did she take to wash the Cheese off her body? Gross.

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    She doesn't need a shower, she's as clean as she needs to be. But how many cheetos did they waste for her to take that strangely attractive shot?
     
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    Maybe she ate them all?
     
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    In that case I hope she didn't "relieve' herself while enjoying her cheese bath.
     
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    I obviously and inadvertently summoned the "Cheetos Demon" based on my inconsiderate and slightly rude "chubbies and throw a bag-o-cheetos" remark in the current "med school work out" thread in this forum. Please allow me to repudiate my remark and follow-up with a wholehearted apology. :D

    Go back from whence you came!
     
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    Remark huh? You DO's hate freedom more than I thought. Sorry though, I'm like herpes... I'll be pre-osteo's pal for life.
     
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    LOL, I just don't want to be held responsible and would like to take this opportunity to recant. :smuggrin:
     
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    Apology accepted. I like your style gasapple, we could use use in pre-allo, we have too many douche bags. Wait, did I say that? Ignore those remarks!
     
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    No that was empty rhetoric. The fatwa was more or less the open declaration of war.

    Come my brothers! To jihad! Let us earn our 70 virgins to greet us after our martyrdom! Disclaimer: that Arabic also translates as raisins. YMMV.
     
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    Then what is the pre-osteo version of Valtrex??
     
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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtHPXCxO4E[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    It goes back to OMM. It is circular....like a carousel.
     
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    You lost me at "Simple"
     
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    Don't want to be a party pooper to everyone's "fun," but just don't go there.
     
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    I read the first couple posts, one question where is Stephen Colbert?
     
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    Eating Spicy Sweet Chili doritos, slaying bears and protecting our freedoms.
     
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    I have come from the deepest depth of Pre-Allo to spread freedom to my terrorist brethren!
     
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    This thread sucks major balls.
     
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    Yeah it does, doesn't it? care to suck major balls along with the rest of us, gpan? I'm sure there's a spare set around here for you.
     
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    Ooh, snap. Good one, infidel.
     
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    What's with the infidel jokes, midlife. Can't really guage your tone, just wondering.
     
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    Just riffing. Mostly misfiring. Would have been funnier if I'd responded as Senator Clinton but I don't really have that down yet.

    Oh. I should mention I look like a female version of Conan O'Brien, so my attempts at terrorism satire are much funnier in person.
     
  32. ymnCheetos

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    Female Conan you say? Don't mean to be too forward, but what are you doing Friday night?
    If you wanna pull off a good HRC just think of the most ridiculous, off the wall thing a person could possibly say, and then say it with as much fake conviction as you can muster, all while hoping no one listening is any more intelligent than a learning disabled 12 year old.

    Ah sorry, I'm working a graveyard shift right now so my neurons are misfiring. I don't know how I'm gonna deal with residency.
     
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    ...and like Conan, I'm old enough to be your mother, but thanks.

    If you're trying for annoying, sure. I'd be trying for funny though. I've only heard one really funny satire so far (on Prairie Home Companion). Pure genius.
     
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    Maybe some of us have a thing for cougars.
     

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