Why going to a DO school is good

[Megalofyia]

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There's a room with 50 "beds" and dim lights to take a nap on during the day.

 

[mshheaddoc]

And don't forget that Nike is the offical sponsor!

Just D.O. It! 🙂

 

[Spankete87]

And don't forget that Nike is the offical sponsor!

Just D.O. It! 🙂

haha - I like it 👍

 

[dr.z]

There's a room with 50 "beds" and dim lights to take a nap on during the day.

 

[Careofme]

we're all AOA members

😉

 

[Portier]

I'll post my funny response below, but first a weird thing:

I went to a meet and greet for a residency I'm interested in last month. There was me, a girl form UMD, and another girl from Hopkins.

It was weird how the residents were more interested to talk about DMU than UMD (our bizzaro equivalent from the alternate universe), or Hopkins. I mean...freaking Hopkins, dude!

SOOOO

Why it's good to go to a DO school:

If the rotation is set up right, you WILL get to touch the hot girl (or guy if you're into that) in your class...in my case twice!

 

[CatsandCradles]

If the rotation is set up right, you WILL get to touch the hot girl (or guy if you're into that) in your class...in my case twice!

Ok I'll admit it that one statement caught my attention

 

[gotgame83]

LoL I did think of that once or twice when I first started learning about OMM

 

[yanky5]

Top six reasons to go to a DO school.
1- Where else do you get to feel up hundreds of cute girls/yr during OMM?
2- You watch Sylvester Stalone and Xena crack someone's neck, here's your chance to do it in real life.
3- If you have no clue what you are doing, palpate the patient's back and tell the attending "It's a DO sort of thing" and if he asks more, just say "It's a somatic dysfunction T2 FRS right".
4- Everyone knows DO's have the best parties.
5- The school cost so much money, that you'll forget how poor you really are.
6- This is where all the dumb blondes go (the smart ones go to the MD schools).

 

[medhacker]

Top 7 reasons to go to a DO school.
1- Where else do you get to feel up hundreds of cute girls/yr during OMM?
2- You watch Sylvester Stalone and Xena crack someone's neck, here's your chance to do it in real life.
3- If you have no clue what you are doing, palpate the patient's back and tell the attending "It's a DO sort of thing" and if he asks more, just say "It's a somatic dysfunction T2 FRS right".
4- Everyone knows DO's have the best parties.
5- The school cost so much money, that you'll forget how poor you really are.
6- This is where all the dumb blonds go (the smart ones go to the MD schools).
7- Most are P/F 👍

 

[yanky5]

Top 7 reasons to go to a DO school.
1- Where else do you get to feel up hundreds of cute girls/yr during OMM?
2- You watch Sylvester Stalone and Xena crack someone's neck, here's your chance to do it in real life.
3- If you have no clue what you are doing, palpate the patient's back and tell the attending "It's a DO sort of thing" and if he asks more, just say "It's a somatic dysfunction T2 FRS right".
4- Everyone knows DO's have the best parties.
5- The school cost so much money, that you'll forget how poor you really are.
6- This is where all the dumb blonds go (the smart ones go to the MD schools).
7- Most are P/F 👍

I like the seventh one you added to my list. Anyone able to make 3 more so we can have a "top ten"?????

 

[scpod]

6- This is where all the dumb blonds go (the smart ones go to the MD schools).

How about the dumb yanky's, since blonde is spelled with an "e"?

 

[Raven Feather]

Top six reasons to go to a DO school.
1- Where else do you get to feel up hundreds of cute girls/yr during OMM?
2- You watch Sylvester Stalone and Xena crack someone's neck, here's your chance to do it in real life.
3- If you have no clue what you are doing, palpate the patient's back and tell the attending "It's a DO sort of thing" and if he asks more, just say "It's a somatic dysfunction T2 FRS right".4- Everyone knows DO's have the best parties.
5- The school cost so much money, that you'll forget how poor you really are.
6- This is where all the dumb blonds go (the smart ones go to the MD schools).

Ha, ha!! I'm spurting out my orange Fanta!! But somebody's gonna flame you for #6--I just happen to be a brunette.

Edit: I see someone already has.

 

[yanky5]

How about the dumb yanky's, since blonde is spelled with an "e"?

Thanks. I fixed it. Plus, you gave me an idea.

#8- DO schools teach you how to scribble prescriptions since it goes without saying that if the MD's can't spell, DO's can't even write.

 

[yanky5]

Updated top 9 reasons why going to a DO school is good:

1- Where else do you get to feel up hundreds of cute girls/yr during OMM?
2- You watch Sylvester Stalone and Xena crack someone's neck, here's your chance to do it in real life.
3- If you have no clue what you are doing, palpate the patient's back and tell the attending "It's a DO sort of thing" and if he asks more, just say "It's a somatic dysfunction T2 FRS right".
4- Everyone knows DO's have the best parties.
5- The school cost so much money, that you'll forget how poor you really are.
6- This is where all the dumb blondes go (the smart ones go to the MD schools).
7- Most are P/F
8- DO schools teach you how to scribble prescriptions since it goes without saying that if the MD's can't spell, DO's can't even write.
9- There's a room with 100 "beds" and dim lights to take a nap on during the day.

 

[Megalofyia]

OPP just lends itself to hundreds of potential pick up lines.