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I show up in the middle of the night to do a D&C when I find no OR staff except for the PACU RN. she says they just went to the ICU with a trach set. Well I'm curious so I go to see what is going on. When I walk into the ICU everyone says "ROOM 17, fast". 😱
I see a bunch of docs, rn's and respiratory terrorists scrambling around with big eyes. THis guy (the pt) has a head the size of a basketball, literally. No neck, arms contracted completely up around were his neck should be, skinny little contracted legs and a chest that looks like its been squeezed at both sides until the sternum protrudes up above his chin. He is obviously wheelchair bound. Sats are low 70's, face blue. BP 85/50 HR 110's. Board on the wall says spinal muscular atrophy 😕. Resp terrorist is bagging about 10 times a minute with a huge leak completely ineffectively. ER doc holding BOOP, BOMP whatever. Nasal trumpet spitting out frank blood and ICU doc standing there with a bloody fiber optic scope in his hands. Surgeon looks at me "Noyac (he used my real name), would you put a tube in this guy". I said sure, no problem. Swing around to the top of the bed and take over masking. I get the sats to 90's and go to take a look. **** I can't open his mouth enough to get the blade more than 2-3 inches in. Ok, I ask what he has been given so far. Er doc says, I gave him succ's 😱. Oh well I guess you got away with that one. Oh and his jaw has a boney contracture, he tells me. Well since I can mask him somewhat and we got a trach set and surgeon ready, I paralyze him with 10mg vecuronium (he wasn't making any respiratory efforts at all so if can't hardly get worse). We also notice that he has a previous trach scar so great we got a site to start with. This trach was the hardest I have ever seen. No neck, previous scar,chin and chest basically touching each other. Blood spitting everywhere from the mouth and nose and I got to mask this guy for at least 30 minutes. About 15 minutes into it he starts to
. The two surgeons still aren't sure what they are looking at and the whole site is bleeding like crazy without any bovie to carterize. They are trying to tie off the bleeders while I keep ventilating through the barf and suctioning. Sats remain 92% throughout the procedure and we finally get into the trachea, all is well.
Now don't that sound fun. How many specialties get to do kool stuff like that?
I see a bunch of docs, rn's and respiratory terrorists scrambling around with big eyes. THis guy (the pt) has a head the size of a basketball, literally. No neck, arms contracted completely up around were his neck should be, skinny little contracted legs and a chest that looks like its been squeezed at both sides until the sternum protrudes up above his chin. He is obviously wheelchair bound. Sats are low 70's, face blue. BP 85/50 HR 110's. Board on the wall says spinal muscular atrophy 😕. Resp terrorist is bagging about 10 times a minute with a huge leak completely ineffectively. ER doc holding BOOP, BOMP whatever. Nasal trumpet spitting out frank blood and ICU doc standing there with a bloody fiber optic scope in his hands. Surgeon looks at me "Noyac (he used my real name), would you put a tube in this guy". I said sure, no problem. Swing around to the top of the bed and take over masking. I get the sats to 90's and go to take a look. **** I can't open his mouth enough to get the blade more than 2-3 inches in. Ok, I ask what he has been given so far. Er doc says, I gave him succ's 😱. Oh well I guess you got away with that one. Oh and his jaw has a boney contracture, he tells me. Well since I can mask him somewhat and we got a trach set and surgeon ready, I paralyze him with 10mg vecuronium (he wasn't making any respiratory efforts at all so if can't hardly get worse). We also notice that he has a previous trach scar so great we got a site to start with. This trach was the hardest I have ever seen. No neck, previous scar,chin and chest basically touching each other. Blood spitting everywhere from the mouth and nose and I got to mask this guy for at least 30 minutes. About 15 minutes into it he starts to

Now don't that sound fun. How many specialties get to do kool stuff like that?
