Worst thing you told a professor?

[TTSD]

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Today I was talking to my professor, and I was regaling him with stories of my bathroom escapades in a moving bus and then he got serious and asked me what my future plans were.

I told him I planned to go to medical school and it was either US or Off Shore, no masters for me in any eventuality.

He was a bit surprised and asked why I wouldn't want to do a masters, and I told him I had bad traumatic experiences in labs and if I had to do it for a year or two I would climb the bell tower with a rifle, being the good shot that I am, and start shooting.

Next thing I know he was saying, "Don't say that! I'd have to report you next time!!" LOL.

 

[Gleevec]

Originally posted by TTSD

He was a bit surprised and asked why I wouldn't want to do a masters, and I told him I had bad traumatic experiences in labs and if I had to do it for a year or two I would climb the bell tower with a rifle, being the good shot that I am, and start shooting.

This has actually happened at a couple schools in the past half century ya know.

 

[TTSD]

Originally posted by Gleevec
This has actually happened at a couple schools in the past half century ya know.

..I know, which is pretty much why I said it. It was a big joke during my freshmen/sophomore year when competition was fierce, everyone would come out of the midterms claiming to go climb that bell tower. Now I just say it out of habit. :-\ My bad, at least he knew I was joking.

 

[Adapt]

Originally posted by TTSD
Today I was talking to my professor, and I was regaling him with stories of my bathroom escapades in a moving bus

Sounds like the field trip for the bio class which was a big waste of time.

Anyways, don't go offshore. After reading some threads in the caribbean forum, I have come to the conclusion that it's the worst place to go.

 

[TTSD]

Originally posted by Slickness
Sounds like the field trip for the bio class which was a big waste of time.

Anyways, don't go offshore. After reading some threads in the caribbean forum, I have come to the conclusion that it's the worst place to go.

Ah, did you go on Saturday too? Who the hell are you?!!

Actually, the top 3 Carib schools : SGU, Ross and AUC are fine places to go. As long as you work your butt off, which you would be doing in a US school anyways.

 

[Adapt]

Originally posted by TTSD
Ah, did you go on Saturday too? Who the hell are you?!!

BUHAHAHA, it's a mystery.

 

[TTSD]

Originally posted by Slickness
BUHAHAHA, it's a mystery.

I think you can figure out who I am. I was the guy on the bus who never came to class.. oh, wait.. that's like 50% of the class. N/M.

 

[Adapt]

Originally posted by TTSD
I think you can figure out who I am. I was the guy on the bus who never came to class.. oh, wait.. that's like 50% of the class. N/M.

Sounds like me. It's too early in the morning.

 

[TTSD]

Originally posted by Slickness
Sounds like me. It's too early in the morning.

Actually, what my prof told me was that Price is retiring this year. She was asked to start up the class before she left. No wonder she's so gung-ho about it.

 

[Adapt]

Originally posted by TTSD
Actually, what my prof told me was that Price is retiring this year. She was asked to start up the class before she left. No wonder she's so gung-ho about it.

Interesting. She's seems like a nice professor. I just want to graduate and go to med school already. I was looking for the easiest Bio classes to take and picked this one. It seems pretty easy although it's kind of scary that it's on a straight scale and not curved. Not good.

 

[TTSD]

Originally posted by Slickness
Interesting. She's seems like a nice professor. I just want to graduate and go to med school already. I was looking for the easiest Bio classes to take and picked this one. It seems pretty easy although it's kind of scary that it's on a straight scale and not curved. Not good.

Well, that midterm was only 15%. And I swear to God, I felt like an idiot for missing some of those questions.. I must've read through the questions too fast.. haha.

 

[Adapt]

Originally posted by TTSD
Well, that midterm was only 15%. And I swear to God, I felt like an idiot for missing some of those questions.. I must've read through the questions too fast.. haha.

Yea me too, oh well. I guess we should continue on with your thread because I'm sure no one cares about our class. 🙂

DOs RULE!!!

Ross or bust. 😀

 

[TTSD]

Originally posted by Slickness
Yea me too, oh well. I guess we should continue on with your thread because I'm sure no one cares about our class. 🙂

DOs RULE!!!

Ross or bust. 😀

LOL. Actually.. realistically I don't expect to hear back from US allo schools until the last day when they send rejections. But I think it's either St. George's or AUC.

While once again, it might seem a no-brainer. I'm leaning towards AUC for the smaller class sizes and better living conditions. But St. George has a much better reputation and with such large class sizes, there must be some hot chicks!

 

[DrWorkNeverDone]

After a midterm my friends and me always joke about jumping off the library building.....everytime we start discussing it and find out we missed a point, its like "man im going to march right up there if your telling me i missed another point." hehehe

 

[omores]

Originally posted by TTSD
I was regaling him with stories of my bathroom escapades in a moving bus...

Care to regale the rest of us? I need a good laugh.

 

[NontradICUdoc]

I told an english professor to f' off on my final. I wrote 5 drafts of a 10 page paper and her only helpful responses when I went to her were "you are just not getting it". When I asked her to help me get it, her response was "I can't, I am not going to lunch. Just turn in the final".

So I told her that I could not write anymore, she was the worse professor ever, that I know she woud give me an F and give it to me. F 'off and have a nice holiday.

I got the F and retook the class with a better prof and got a B+

 

[solousy]

I asked my professor what his name was... his first name though.

 

[good_faith]

Originally posted by TTSD
Today I was talking to my professor, and I was regaling him with stories of my bathroom escapades in a moving bus and then he got serious and asked me what my future plans were.

I told him I planned to go to medical school and it was either US or Off Shore, no masters for me in any eventuality.

He was a bit surprised and asked why I wouldn't want to do a masters, and I told him I had bad traumatic experiences in labs and if I had to do it for a year or two I would climb the bell tower with a rifle, being the good shot that I am, and start shooting.

Next thing I know he was saying, "Don't say that! I'd have to report you next time!!" LOL.