wow..... I'm shocked

[alleyez]

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I'm a pretty superstitious person... and as I work and go to school everyday wondering if I'll ever get into med school in 2 years.....

I just opened up a fortune cookie and it read "Good news will come to you by mail"

😉

 

[Spitting Camel]

Haha... I just got a fortune cookie today that said:

"Good things are coming to you in due course of time"

This one's a keeper!!

 

[DrBodacious]

Originally posted by AlreadyInDebt
Haha... I just got a fortune cookie today that said:

"Good things are coming to you in due course of time"

This one's a keeper!!

Maybe you'll get laid!!

I always add "in bed" to the end of my fortunes:

Good things are coming to you in due course of time, in bed!

Sory alleyez, since your good fortune will be coming via mail, looks like sex is not in your cards, even if you are in bed...

 

[Stranger]

Originally posted by DrBodacious

Sory alleyez, since your good fortune will be coming via mail, looks like sex is not in your cards, even if you are in bed...

While I usually cringe when I see people correcting others' spelling, this time I must intervene!

Good news will come to you by male in bed!

😉

 

[calcrew14]

Haha... I just got a fortune cookie today that said:

"Good things are coming to you in due course of time"

This one's a keeper!!

Congratulation! Wait! Could this be a reference to life insurance benefit? 😱 😀

 

[jlee9531]

dude indo....

that quote by that enni person you have in your sig.....

very funny...

is this a person you know or something in a movie?