Write a personal statement one line at a time

[Gern Blansten]

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I saw this on a different forum and it was pretty funny.

Everyone follow the previous post with one line from the personal statement until we get a complete personal statement. Be adventurous.

I will start it:

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist.

 

[bne_12mne]

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist. In kindergarten I used to tell all my friends, "Someday I'm gonna get paid for passing gas!"

 

[RxBoy]

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist. In kindergarten I used to tell all my friends, "Someday I'm gonna get paid for passing gas!" I'll never forget how my friends laughed at me, saying "why would anyone go through 4 years university, 4 years med school and 4 years residency to simply pass gas?"

 

[coprolalia]

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist. In kindergarten I used to tell all my friends, "Someday I'm gonna get paid for passing gas!" I'll never forget how my friends laughed at me, saying "why would anyone go through 4 years university, 4 years med school and 4 years residency to simply pass gas? I said, "Because you can sit around all day, do crossword puzzles or surf the internet, stick things in people's orifices, and then make a lot of money."

 

[Gern Blansten]

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist. In kindergarten I used to tell all my friends, "Someday I'm gonna get paid for passing gas!" I'll never forget how my friends laughed at me, saying "why would anyone go through 4 years university, 4 years med school and 4 years residency to simply pass gas? I said, "Because you can sit around all day, do crossword puzzles or surf the internet, stick things in people's orifices, and then make a lot of money."
However, my dream was almost shattered when, at the tender young age of 15, I...

 

[climbingdocs]

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist. In kindergarten I used to tell all my friends, "Someday I'm gonna get paid for passing gas!" I'll never forget how my friends laughed at me, saying "why would anyone go through 4 years university, 4 years med school and 4 years residency to simply pass gas? I said, "Because you can sit around all day, do crossword puzzles or surf the internet, stick things in people's orifices, and then make a lot of money."
However, my dream was almost shattered when, at the tender young age of 15, I climbed under the drapes...

 

[BrainDoctor]

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist. In kindergarten I used to tell all my friends, "Someday I'm gonna get paid for passing gas!" I'll never forget how my friends laughed at me, saying "why would anyone go through 4 years university, 4 years med school and 4 years residency to simply pass gas? I said, "Because you can sit around all day, do crossword puzzles or surf the internet, stick things in people's orifices, and then make a lot of money."
However, my dream was almost shattered when, at the tender young age of 15, I climbed under the drapes, hiding from the surgeon who had already thrown his scalpel at me. The only thing I remember him shouting was, " ...

 

[MacBook]

I knew at an early age that I was destined to be an anesthesiologist. In kindergarten I used to tell all my friends, "Someday I'm gonna get paid for passing gas!" I'll never forget how my friends laughed at me, saying "why would anyone go through 4 years university, 4 years med school and 4 years residency to simply pass gas? I said, "Because you can sit around all day, do crossword puzzles or surf the internet, stick things in people's orifices, and then make a lot of money."
However, my dream was almost shattered when, at the tender young age of 15, I climbed under the drapes, hiding from the surgeon who had already thrown his scalpel at me. The only thing I remember him shouting was, "oops" I then went back under the sheets and heard him "...