WVUPharm2007.5/Assassin

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Oh crap, he knows....

Uh...it was...Jim....he hacked onto my account....that....bastard...*runs*

I completely forgot about my profile, I haven't changed it in months before you went on your hiatus. I really just wanted your John Deere. But now that you don't flaunt it around in your avatar with a pink panther riding around on it, I find that I don't really want it as much.
 
How about a brand new John Deere for a sign on... :meanie:
 
what the heck do you need that for..... trying to compensate?
 
Just in case someone makes me mad. Just think of the possibilities.

Actually, there's this guy I'm somehow related to back in my hometown of Parkersburg, WV who owns the town's Holiday Inn. He's rich and has power. He's also good friends with the guy who owns the Kamitsu machinery dealer in town. He got drunk one day and used an endloader to demolish his neighbor's house because it blocked his view of the Ohio River from his back porch. (Long, long story.) Then when the cops showed up he chased them around in it until the gas ran out, upon which he dove into the Ohio River and swam over to Ohio. They found him up 4 hours later in a McDonalds in Marietta, OH passed out laying over a half eaten quarter-pounder. It made the local newspaper.

Not to get too off track, but I'm thinking I could use it for something similar to that. Is that a crime in Texas, by the way? I don't think it is in West Virginia, unless the demolishion involves livestock or running moonshine.
 
WVUPharm2007 said:
Just in case someone makes me mad. Just think of the possibilities.

Actually, there's this guy I'm somehow related to back in my hometown of Parkersburg, WV who owns the town's Holiday Inn. He's rich and has power. He's also good friends with the guy who owns the Kamitsu machinery dealer in town. He got drunk one day and used an endloader to demolish his neighbor's house because it blocked his view of the Ohio River from his back porch. (Long, long story.) Then when the cops showed up he chased them around in it until the gas ran out, upon which he dove into the Ohio River and swam over to Ohio. They found him up 4 hours later in a McDonalds in Marietta, OH passed out laying over a half eaten quarter-pounder. It made the local newspaper.

Not to get too off track, but I'm thinking I could use it for something similar to that. Is that a crime in Texas, by the way? I don't think it is in West Virginia, unless the demolishion involves livestock or running moonshine.
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That's some funny Chit!!!! :meanie: :meanie:
 
WVUPharm2007 said:
I know you think this really didn't happen and it's just me trying to be witty, but I swear to the deity of your choice it did.
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Did the guy (with the view blocking house) build his house a while after the other house was put up? I would be pissed too.

Do you own a beagle or basset hound WVUPharm2007?
 
apparently I am in the right place.

as a horsey girl who has spent the vast majority of my growin' up on farms of several varieties and has mad tractor skilllz to rival those of many farmboys - be still my heart when in the presence of boys talkin tractors.

my current love is a nice little kubota.
 
WVUPharm2007 said:
I know you think this really didn't happen and it's just me trying to be witty, but I swear to the deity of your choice it did.
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I believe it happened...chit, it's WV..
 
njac said:
apparently I am in the right place.

as a horsey girl who has spent the vast majority of my growin' up on farms of several varieties and has mad tractor skilllz to rival those of many farmboys - be still my heart when in the presence of boys talkin tractors.

my current love is a nice little kubota.
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I think Jacobsen Fairway Mower is Sexy...
 
Zpak should hire me as his body guard. I'm not the only one after his mower:

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WVUPharm2007 said:
Zpak should hire me as his body guard. I'm not the only one after his mower:

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Man..u got a lot of time ...
 
All4MyDaughter said:
They need to get a room.


Coming soon to a pharmacy near you, Brokeback Countin' starring Zpack and WVU.
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Again,

I resemble that remark..
 
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