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fonziefonz said:
Here's some humor for everyone. Relax, I'm just joking...:laugh:

Q: How many SUNY students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:ONE, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q: How many Puerto Rico students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Haha...trick question - Puerto Rico isn't a real university!

Q: How many Missouri students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Missouri doesn't have electricity, remember?

Q: How many Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q: How many PCO students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. PCO looks better in the dark.

Q: How many SCCO students does it to change a lightbulb?
A: FIVE. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect Hollister outfit to wear for the occasion.

Q: How many Puerto Rico students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any other O.D. student.

Q: How many NECO students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: SEVEN. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

Q: How many Puerto Rico students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: FOUR. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

Q: How many Oklahoma students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ummmmm,...huh? There's a university in Oklahoma?

Q: What does a OSU student call a Nova student after graduation?
A: "Boss."

Q: Why don't they have Christmas at SUNY?
A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

A severe storm rumbled through Oregon last week and destroyed the entire town:
$10 worth of damage was reported.

Q: Why is it so windy in Chicago?
A: Because ICO blows.

Q: What do you get when you drive quickly through the Puerto Rico campus?
A: An O.D. degree.

Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Alabama?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Did you hear that the library at Texas burned down?
Naturally, the students were very upset.... some of the books weren't colored-in yet.

Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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I feel left out. :( Aren't we worth making fun of too?
 
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