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Here's some humor for everyone. Relax, I'm just joking...
Q: How many SUNY students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:ONE, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: How many Puerto Rico students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Haha...trick question - Puerto Rico isn't a real university!
Q: How many Missouri students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Missouri doesn't have electricity, remember?
Q: How many Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Q: How many PCO students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. PCO looks better in the dark.
Q: How many SCCO students does it to change a lightbulb?
A: FIVE. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect Hollister outfit to wear for the occasion.
Q: How many Puerto Rico students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any other O.D. student.
Q: How many NECO students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: SEVEN. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
Q: How many Puerto Rico students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: FOUR. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.
Q: How many Oklahoma students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ummmmm,...huh? There's a university in Oklahoma?
Q: What does a OSU student call a Nova student after graduation?
A: "Boss."
Q: Why don't they have Christmas at SUNY?
A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
A severe storm rumbled through Oregon last week and destroyed the entire town:
$10 worth of damage was reported.
Q: Why is it so windy in Chicago?
A: Because ICO blows.
Q: What do you get when you drive quickly through the Puerto Rico campus?
A: An O.D. degree.
Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Alabama?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Did you hear that the library at Texas burned down?
Naturally, the students were very upset.... some of the books weren't colored-in yet.
Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
😱
I feel left out. 🙁 Aren't we worth making fun of too?
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I think this one is supposed to be insulting Pacific, xenopsyllus. I emphasize the word supposed to. 😀😉
No SCO?
BTW, love the jokes!
BTW, love the jokes!
