Yes!

[OldPsychDoc]

FINALLY! I got a patient admitted for RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!!!

(Also intoxicated, floridly psychotic, and wearing nothing but underwear...)

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[ELOVL4]

What's the Axis I?
A.Bipolar Disorder MRE Manic
B. Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type
C.Schizoaffective
D.Psychosis due to Substance Abuse

 

[OldPsychDoc]

What's the Axis I?
A.Bipolar Disorder MRE Manic
B. Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type
C.Schizoaffective
D.Psychosis due to Substance Abuse

D with a generous dose of 303.91

 

[kugel]

FINALLY! I got a patient admitted for RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!!!

(Also intoxicated, floridly psychotic, and wearing nothing but underwear...)

Be very careful about poking fun at this...

You'll put your eye out!

 

[CaptainBluebear]

This is why you are the king. We can only hope that one day we can be like you.

This is one reason why I want to do psych - as opposed to emergency, where you would admit a patient because they fell while running with scissors. Falling with scissors is far too messy.

 

[235750]

That was also a pretty good album. If you're in to Weird Al

 

[hippiedoc13]

FINALLY! I got a patient admitted for RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!!!

(Also intoxicated, floridly psychotic, and wearing nothing but underwear...)

Thank you for making me laugh out loud after a long, crappy day during which I was just starting to ask myself, "WHY on earth do I do this, again?"

Your post answered that for me

 

[Regnvejr]

Congrats. Now we get to live this vicariously through you.