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napoleondynamite

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We all need a little relief from stress while we await interview invites. I thought this would be a good time to start a thread that has been a long time coming: random yo-mama jokes. C'mon, you know you want to. Gold star goes to the best, most juvenile yo-mama retort. I'll start:

Yo mama so fat, her name is DAMN!
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napoleondynamite said:
We all need a little relief from stress while we await interview invites. I thought this would be a good time to start a thread that has been a long time coming: random yo-mama jokes. C'mon, you know you want to. Gold star goes to the best, most juvenile yo-mama retort. I'll start:

Yo mama so fat, her name is DAMN!
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Yo mama so *****ed, she can't even spell your name.
 
Yo mama is so fat, she has to take two trips just to haul ass.
 
Yo mama is so big, PD are afraid of rejecting you just because of her size and the ass kicking that is coming for them!!
 
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change!
 
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house!
 
Yo mama's so stupid that it takes her two hours to watch sixty minutes!
 
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
 
yo mama so fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough; i seen her in the back of taco bell in handcuffs.

yo mama so fat that we took her to the drive in and she didn't have to pay because we dressed her up to look just like a chevrolet.
 
Your momma's an extra on the Simpsons. :laugh:
 
Yo mama is sooooo fat, she has 3 smaller fat women orbiting around her.


Yo mama is sooooo old, she sat behind Jesus in class.
 
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a quarter, buggers came out of George Washington's nose!!!
 
Yo mama's so fat she eats out of a satellite dish.
 
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
 
Yo mama so fat she wore a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo mama so poor, I went over to her house and asked "What's for dinner?", and she put her foot on the table and said "corn."
 
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
 
Yo mama's so dumb that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
 
jonnylingo said:
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Well YO mama so lazy she thinks a two income family is where each daddy has a job.
 
Oh NO YOU DIH-INT Jus diss my momma! YO momma so FAT when she be wearin a red dress everyone be yellin KOOL-AID!
 
Yo momma so fat she sweat crisco.
 
Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
 
Yo momma so fat, she go in the water at the beach and the tide changes
 
Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours!
 
Yo momma so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle.
 
Yo mama so stupid she thought hemochromatosis was a free tan:)
 
WTFWIT said:
Yo mama so stupid she thought hemochromatosis was a free tan:)
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:laugh: :laugh:

...Actually, that's pretty smart! my mama wouldn't have known it.
 
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
 
yo mama so fat, she went for a walk outside and people thought it was the million man march.
 
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
 
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Yo mamma is so fat, she bleeds teriyaki sauce

Yo mamma is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
 
yo mama is so fat that she got more rolls than a bakery
 
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yo mama smells so bad she makes Right Guard go left

yo mama smells so bad the toilet flushes by itself when she walks past the bathroom
 
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