10 things I love about being a web-based student

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10 things I love about being a web-based student

1. Waking up at noon knowing that the campus students have class at 8am.😴
3. Fast forwarding though stupid questions and professor’s tangents.
4. Not wasting time and gas money commuting to school.
5. Drinking during class. On occasion.
6. Setting my own schedule.
7. Cheating on exams. (Just kidding. We use proctors.)
8. Taking breaks to masterbate half way through a lecture. (Kidding again. Not really)
9. Not feeling like I'm in school.
10. Not living in Omaha.

I'm not even a web-based student and I can still enjoy many of these perks:
1. Sleeping through class knowing my classmates are in class listening to stuff we already know.
3. Quick naps through these.
4. Residence is great.
5. Never been done, but I have big plans.
8. I'm very discrete.
 
Your list is really no different than what I do in a traditional classroom setting.
 
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