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The subject should have read "101 things you really want to say to patients, but don't" but that was a bit too long. So I'll start it out. Basically tell us your real pet peaves about things patients consistently do to annoy you
First... I'd like to have a picture of a stethescope on the wall of every ED bay with a sign in bold letters next to it that reads "If you see this in the doctor's ears, shut the hell up!!!" Ever notice how even the most quiet of patients develops verbal diarrhea when you put that sucker in your ears?
Second.... How come you weren't coughing for the 3 hours you were waiting to see me and now when I come in the room you can't stop? There are no "bonus points" or extra days off from work for coughs per minute!
Who's next? Its real slow at work today with the three pellets of sleet we got on the road.
First... I'd like to have a picture of a stethescope on the wall of every ED bay with a sign in bold letters next to it that reads "If you see this in the doctor's ears, shut the hell up!!!" Ever notice how even the most quiet of patients develops verbal diarrhea when you put that sucker in your ears?
Second.... How come you weren't coughing for the 3 hours you were waiting to see me and now when I come in the room you can't stop? There are no "bonus points" or extra days off from work for coughs per minute!
Who's next? Its real slow at work today with the three pellets of sleet we got on the road.