http://www.lessstress.com/simulator/sim.htm
"You play Bob Czagrinski, the greatest ambulance monkey to ever live... your partner Mortimer, however, leaves a little to be desired... "
This is a hilarious website
Check it out.
"You are in the elevator with your resuscitation gear and the angel of darkness. You look at the console and see the number 14 button lit.
Bob: 'We're going to the same floor - what a coincidence...'
Death remains motionless, but begins to speak. A strong wind current of wind swirls around your feet as it's words are uttered... It's voice is deeper than Barry White's, and it makes the elevator shake slightly.
Death: 'SHE'S MINE...'
Bob: 'I have 360 joules worth of 'bite me' slung over my shoulder and I say otherwise.' "
haha oh the ways I amuse myself
"You play Bob Czagrinski, the greatest ambulance monkey to ever live... your partner Mortimer, however, leaves a little to be desired... "
This is a hilarious website
Check it out."You are in the elevator with your resuscitation gear and the angel of darkness. You look at the console and see the number 14 button lit.
Bob: 'We're going to the same floor - what a coincidence...'
Death remains motionless, but begins to speak. A strong wind current of wind swirls around your feet as it's words are uttered... It's voice is deeper than Barry White's, and it makes the elevator shake slightly.
Death: 'SHE'S MINE...'
Bob: 'I have 360 joules worth of 'bite me' slung over my shoulder and I say otherwise.' "
haha oh the ways I amuse myself
