You're right, but what OP is completely unaware of is this:
Every person in your department is a liability. You are responsible for their behavior. These people aren't well-behaved. In fact, they're LOOKING to cause trouble and almost never have any real, organic pathology. You all know that when you get "crazy", you watch that **** like a parent watches a child in public.
All OP knows is "How cool! A paranoid schizotypal. Interesting."
What we all think in the back of our mind is: "I'm watching you, MF'er. Make my day and I'll Haldol your ass, fast."
We've had the borderline PD female complain to admin that she wasn't getting enough attention and confabulate details. We've had the OCD (truly OCD, not what kids say "oh I cleaned my car, I'm so OCD") drag things out for hours because the nurse didn't clean the table to his specifications before drawing up a med.
Imagine if your patients exercised a smidgen of self-control, responsibility, or social awareness. Your shift would be so much better.
QFT.
Examples, with the med school ones being actual real things that happened and real thoughts I had, vs my reaction if the same patient were to come in now:
Med school me, on EM rotation: WHOA, this person got into a motorcycle accident and the paramedics are literally bringing him in a gurney, and his entire (detached) leg in a bag!
Post-residency, attending me: Oh god, this will be an interesting conversation with my spouse who is in medicine for tonight, but if I (but honestly, mostly the surgeons) don't do him right, we'll be getting hit with a lawsuit.
Med school me, on EM rotation: This elderly guy who was dehydrated just got a bag of fluids and he feels so much better and gave me a hug!
Post-residency, attending me: GTFO of my ER so I can clear out the 25 other people in the waiting room so my door to doc metrics don't fall and the admins don't breath down my neck
Med school me, on EM rotation: Oh neat, this 10" lac on this guy's leg that I get to close up! (Did this one with another med student)
Post-residency, attending me: Can I just staple this? This is going to waste me 45 minutes when I should be seeing another 2-3 more patients. Where's the half-competent medical student who can do it for me and not increase my liability?
I wrote the same empathetic personal statements to get into med school/residency and took the same humanistic touchy-feely classes in med school as OP and everyone else on this thread. I actually like my job too because I feel I'm relatively well-compensated, it's lower stress and there's low malpractice risk. But it doesn't stop me from getting QI/peer review requests in my inbox for s*** I missed, my bonuses being partially tied to how many patients left without being seen, and having 10 people find me to give me EKGs, give me the phone to a consultant, tell me about the crashing patient 3 doors down and say the chemistry panel on Bed 7 hemolyzed...all at once. As a medical student, you see none of those (except maybe the last example, but even so, you're not in the position of cognitive overload trying to triage all of these).