If patients were Pokemon...

[RustedFox]

Write your own joke here. Feel free to suggest additional Pokemon and their patient counterparts.

Psyduck... all too easy.

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[RustedFox]

COPD patient that continues to smoke.

Appropriately named: "Koffing".

 

[deleted407021]

Worked in a free clinic for a few years. Patients who realize that their doctor was right about the progress of their type II DM:

Sad slowpoke is sad.

 

[bravotwozero]

COPD patient that continues to smoke.

Appropriately named: "Koffing".

Smokeemon?


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[Fundamentals]

seeing consults in the bariatric surgery clinic

 

[Fundamentals]

when you tell them they can't have another dilaudid prescription after their last refill from 2 days ago mysteriously disappeared:

 

[Mad Jack]

Guy who's been admitted with police escort after doing so many unknown drugs that he's unresponsive but still breathing bretty good because opiates aren't his thing.

 

[dfib slim]

Last seen normal last night before bed

 

[RustedFox]

seeing consults in the bariatric surgery clinic
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I like yours better. I was going to go with the Obstructive Sleep Apnea patients and a pic of Snorelax.

 

[Fundamentals]

"I know I just finished taking a selfie and but I assure you i'm in 10/10 worst pain of my life right now plz help"

 

[Doctor Bob]

The colace, miralax, and the soap suds enema given by the nurse finally started to work...

 

[Angry Birds]

This is a perfect thread. I hate Pokemon and I hate patients. Perfect combination.

 

[GonnaBeADoc2222]

31 year old brah presents from the club with breathalyzer 290, s/p many redbulls and PCP

 

[shoal]

2 yo f biba with mother with a cough x 2 hr. pidgeot is this poor kids mom requesting all tests known to mankind

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[RustedFox]

Can someone please, please post a link to a lexicon of an image with all pokemon and their corresponding names?

Googling this is not easy; you get a thousand pics of people trying to "name all the pokemon from memory" in one try, and those of us who do not have firsthand poke'knowledge are left in the cold.

 

[Siggy]

Can someone please, please post a link to a lexicon of an image with all pokemon and their corresponding names?

Googling this is not easy; you get a thousand pics of people trying to "name all the pokemon from memory" in one try, and those of us who do not have firsthand poke'knowledge are left in the cold.

http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/

 

[Psai]

Can someone please, please post a link to a lexicon of an image with all pokemon and their corresponding names?

Googling this is not easy; you get a thousand pics of people trying to "name all the pokemon from memory" in one try, and those of us who do not have firsthand poke'knowledge are left in the cold.

tineye.com reverse image search

I'm curious about your google searches though. "Mad pink ball pokamon" "obese sleepy pokamon" that's how I'm imagining it.

 

[Siggy]

Also...

 

[RustedFox]

tineye.com reverse image search

I'm curious about your google searches though. "Mad pink ball pokamon" "obese sleepy pokamon" that's how I'm imagining it.

I wanted one pic with all the pokemon and their corresponding names, so as to make an easy reference. So, I searched "All 151 pokemon with names", but the results aren't what you want.

I'm in my mid-thirties, so I have younger cousins who were into the Pokemon thing back when it hit, and I recognize the major players. The rest, I would have no clue how they were named. The pokedex doesn't really help me, as I don't care to look at them one-by-one .

 

[Tenk]

10/10 dental pain for one hour. Scheduled to see dentist next week. Allergic to all NSAIDs and Tylenol but Percocet works because it's not pure Tylenol.

 

[Tenk]

3fer family of pediatrics with URI symptoms for 1 day. All non vaccinated.

 

[dfib slim]

I wanted one pic with all the pokemon and their corresponding names, so as to make an easy reference. So, I searched "All 151 pokemon with names", but the results aren't what you want.

I'm in my mid-thirties, so I have younger cousins who were into the Pokemon thing back when it hit, and I recognize the major players. The rest, I would have no clue how they were named. The pokedex doesn't really help me, as I don't care to look at them one-by-one .

http://img00.deviantart.net/ab13/i/2012/230/e/e/150_pokemon_by_angerox-d5bklce.jpg

 

[Cerberus]

seeing consults in the bariatric surgery clinic

"My gastritis is REAAALLLL BAD! I need Dilaudid and a meal tray"

 

[The Knife & Gun Club]

 

[deleted245139]

The colace, miralax, and the soap suds enema given by the nurse finally started to work...

Spit my coffee out lol. Thumbs up

 

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[EM4life]

This thread made my day, please don't stop!

 

[EM4life]

Pt with endstage liver disease with hepatic encephalopathy making him quite "drowzee"

 

[RustedFox]

Pt with endstage liver disease with hepatic encephalopathy making him quite "drowzee"

Had one of these last shift. Really, really looked similar.

 

[medic4lyfe]

It's been longer than 4 hours...

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[DeadCactus]

David Newman

 

[Fox800]

David Newman

Oh GOD.

I almost spilled my coke zero.

 

[WheezyBaby]

David Newman

 

[mkhuc]

3am STD check.

 

[mkhuc]

Stung by a bee 2 hrs ago. Full body urticaria

 

[mkhuc]

C. Diff, re-admission.

 

[BAM!]

precipitous delivery in the ED,

...didn't know she was pregnant.

 

[KLPM]

90yo grandma who is "for everything" coming in with isechaemic gut.