LOR: Letter Of Revenge

[Skum Bagg]

Dear Ad Com Person(s),

I did everything you asked. I worked my ass off for four years taking really stupid classes that meant -for the most part- very little to me. I volunteered countless hours at truly despicable places (often on Saturday nights). I hit up every friend, contact, parent's friend to try and pull any string possible. I studied for months on end for an exam that caused me to lose hair, sleep and weight; proving even there my competence.

For some reason, you have decided to not interview me.

I am sending you this letter of revenge. I am coming for you.


Applicant Signature,

AMCAS ID:

5555 5555

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[Erasmus]

Ha. Good one. That reminds me of a letter I saw in the Design Your Own Rejection Letter thread. I'll have to see if I can find it.

Good times.

 

[fun8stuff]

Dear Ad Com Person(s),

I did everything you asked. I worked my ass off for four years taking really stupid classes that meant -for the most part- very little to me. I volunteered countless hours at truly despicable places (often on Saturday nights). I hit up every friend, contact, parent's friend to try and pull any string possible. I studied for months on end for an exam that caused me to lose hair, sleep and weight; proving even there my competence.

For some reason, you have decided to not interview me.

I am sending you this letter of revenge. I am coming for you.


Applicant Signature,

AMCAS ID:

5555 5555

funny. lol... all you need to top it off is a bit of anthrax!



(....jk for the FBI scanning the net for "Anthrax")

 

[Anastasis]

funny. lol... all you need to top it off is a bit of anthrax!



(....jk for the FBI scanning the net for "Anthrax")

Anthrax takes too long - how about a bomb?

(kidding to the RUC scanning the internet for bomb & belfast.)