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So, we've all had patients who say funny things regarding their cancer diagnosis/treatment. For kicks, share your patient pearls! Here's a couple that I've recently heard:
"My centennial node was positive ..."
"I'm sure it's the booster shot that's making the diarrhea last this long." (She meant boost)
"Of course they're fake; the real ones tried to kill me!" (patient with breast cancer, wearing a funny shirt)
"My colitis is fine as long as I take Flagella" (meant Flagyl)
"My centennial node was positive ..."
"I'm sure it's the booster shot that's making the diarrhea last this long." (She meant boost)
"Of course they're fake; the real ones tried to kill me!" (patient with breast cancer, wearing a funny shirt)
"My colitis is fine as long as I take Flagella" (meant Flagyl)
