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You know the type, more lights on their car than a rock concert, more equipment than a ED.... Who do you guys know and what have they done?
Big Papa said:You know the type, more lights on their car than a rock concert, more equipment than a ED.... Who do you guys know and what have they done?
beanbean said:Dangerous: Young female EMT jumps a call to first respond to a motorcycle vs car. One patient, ambulance with full crew and a couple of first responders already on scene, Lifestar helicopter 5 min out - we have enough resources for ONE patient. First, she almost runs over the police officer diverting traffic (literally she almost side-swiped him). She then runs into the scene and grabs the MAST trousers from me as I was placing them on the backboard (this was back when we would place then on all trauma patients, but rarely inflate them) and physically pushes me away. I have never chewed someone out after a call like I did to her. In 18 years she is the only person to ever assault me on an EMS call - including some pretty wild patients. She was disciplined by the ambulance corp.
beanbean said:The "radio nut" yahoos seem to have a distinctly different disorder than the call-jumping-hyper-Rescue Randys; however, some similiarities do exist. Radio junkies phenotypically exhibit a love to rewire ambulance and buy expensive communication equipment that no one else really understands. They find it necessary to be able to listen to all fire and EMS frequencies within a 600 mile radius and like to use words such as repeater, truncated and PL. Many of them are also afflicated with Lytsnsirenphilia and adorn their vehicles with giant light bars and wig-wag lights. There are the Sparkies whose neurosis focuses on accessories for their wardrobe (penlights, trauma shears, hemostats, halogen bar, etc.) or hoarding of EMS supplies in bags in the trunk of their car . All disorders seem to correlate to an increased use of duct tape by an individual.
Some individuals seem to posess several mutations and phenotypically exhibit characteristics of multiple disorders; however, pedigree analysis is difficult due to the fact these individuals find it hard to get a date let alone reproduce.
SMW83 said:on a side note: what are MAST trousers...???
medic170 said:Find an old school medic and they have probably used them.
on a side note: what are MAST trousers...???
viostorm said:I have noticed a variety of nomenclature associated with the "rescue randy" term does anyone have any others?
Virginia: "squirrel", "wheelchock" or "chock" (the only thing the person is good for on scene is a wheel chock for the fire engine)
West Texas: "cracker"
Mass: "rink" (or so I was told)
I know of a gung-ho guy who has done two things: the first incident was on a ferry when there was a call for someone with chest pains. The first-aid team on site had already responded to the patient with O2, level 3 kit and the like, and he ran all the way down to the parking garage of the ferry to grab his own level 3 trauma bag and O2 kit that he carries "just in case", even though the patient already had more than enough help.Big Papa said:You know the type, more lights on their car than a rock concert, more equipment than a ED.... Who do you guys know and what have they done?
That last part is hysterical......leviathan said:I know of a gung-ho guy who has done two things: the first incident was on a ferry when there was a call for someone with chest pains. The first-aid team on site had already responded to the patient with O2, level 3 kit and the like, and he ran all the way down to the parking garage of the ferry to grab his own level 3 trauma bag and O2 kit that he carries "just in case", even though the patient already had more than enough help.
I later heard about him getting into a motor vehicle accident in his own district where he packaged himself in a c-collar, onto his clamshell and gave himself oxygen before other guys from his EMS unit arrived to see him lying there in wait.
beanbean said:The "radio nut" yahoos seem to have a distinctly different disorder than the call-jumping-hyper-Rescue Randys; however, some similiarities do exist. Radio junkies phenotypically exhibit a love to rewire ambulance and buy expensive communication equipment that no one else really understands. They find it necessary to be able to listen to all fire and EMS frequencies within a 600 mile radius and like to use words such as repeater, truncated and PL. Many of them are also afflicated with Lytsnsirenphilia and adorn their vehicles with giant light bars and wig-wag lights. There are the Sparkies whose neurosis focuses on accessories for their wardrobe (penlights, trauma shears, hemostats, halogen bar, etc.) or hoarding of EMS supplies in bags in the trunk of their car . All disorders seem to correlate to an increased use of duct tape by an individual.
Some individuals seem to posess several mutations and phenotypically exhibit characteristics of multiple disorders; however, pedigree analysis is difficult due to the fact these individuals find it hard to get a date let alone reproduce.
medic170 said:They are not really used very much any more. they are inflatable pants. They used to be used in trauma to put pressure on the hips and lower extremities in order to push blood in to the upper body so that more blood reached vital organs. Research has found this to be fairly useless, and the standard now for trauma is 2 large bore IV lines wide open and rapid transport. Some ems systams still use the mast pants for stablilizing a hip Fx, however, in 6 years I have never even used them for that. Find an old school medic and they have probably used them.
medic170 said:They are not really used very much any more. they are inflatable pants. They used to be used in trauma to put pressure on the hips and lower extremities in order to push blood in to the upper body so that more blood reached vital organs. Research has found this to be fairly useless, and the standard now for trauma is 2 large bore IV lines wide open and rapid transport. Some ems systams still use the mast pants for stablilizing a hip Fx, however, in 6 years I have never even used them for that. Find an old school medic and they have probably used them.
I don't know why but the visual image of someone putting MASTs on a decapitated patient has had me rolling around laughing for the last 20 minutes. These night shifts are messing with my brain.Med-tallica said:I've heard of them being used for decapitations(being severed below the hips), anybody else hear of that?
You mean a transection right?Med-tallica said:I've heard of them being used for decapitations(being severed below the hips), anybody else hear of that?
Does it currently look like a Russian fishing trawler?komrade said:I think I need to take some lights off my truck....Or an antenna or two.
MacGyver said:Wait a minute....
are you telling me its LEGAL to put sirens on your car and use them to bypass traffic with the premise that you are an EMT/paramedic responding to a car wreck?
WTF is that? I cant believe thats legal. Sirens/lights on an official ambulance, fire car, or whatever is fine, but it should be ILLEGAL to pull these stunts in civilian cars.
Hell I might as well do that to my car. Then I can use it to bypass gridlock traffic every day
Apollyon said:It's legal in New York, and I had a red light as a paramedic. The rationale was to get the paramedic and ambulance to the scene at the same time (instead of the paramedic going to the ambulance, then to the scene). Maybe you can think about reduced response time. Your absurd example notwithstanding, I have driven more miles in an ambulance than you have in your car, but so what - I ALSO had certification in CEVO, EVOC (and EVOC-fire), and AAPS, above defensive driver (which anyone can take, but x2 I was the only person that wasn't taking it because I had gotten a ticket). All the people in my fire company (all two of us) that got the red lights HAD to have an emergency vehicle operations course before we got the lights. Finally, it was responding to calls - ONLY.
This "stunt" as you call it has nothing to do with you and your needing to get to the hospital on time (as a student, even).
MacGyver said:Spare me your righteous indignation.
I'm now going to outfit my car with the super deluxe lights/sirens package. Should cut down on that nasty commute every day