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HAHAHAHAHAHA That was most amusing! Amazing find there starbucksfan! Good one.. :laugh:
I am still tickled with laughter..
 
CALALILY said:
These are ads taken from an indian matrimonial site (shaadi.com for those of you "familiar" with it).
Hilarious...

** SORRY BOYS - THEY ARE ALL ABOUT YOU**

Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have
>>female,
>>If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not good
>>education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u

.......

>>ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company
>>which
>>not
>>paying salary at present.
>> ( Any takers again?)
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Hey Callaily.
You're mean ... lol :p
Why are you picking on the boys ? They just want to get married !
 
Members don't see this ad :)
Hey Nile BDS...
c'mon.. its fun picking on boys!you know and agree with me as well - you know you do! :D
anyway, besides the spelling errors, this particular "forwarded" message was absolutely hilarious. i am sure that there are some girls out there that have got such matrimonial postings, but these are just waiting to be giggled upon! hey, especially the one of.. "please please please please marry me" HAHAHA YIKES!

Take care Sheriff!
PS: At least I know I brought a smile to your face! :p and that makes me giggle at this mail even more.. :D
 
yeah right!why alwayz boys ??:confused: :eek: but i agree with u to certain extent! :laugh: man,rnt those hilarious! :laugh: :smuggrin:
CALALILY said:
Hey Nile BDS...
c'mon.. its fun picking on boys!you know and agree with me as well - you know you do! :D
anyway, besides the spelling errors, this particular "forwarded" message was absolutely hilarious. i am sure that there are some girls out there that have got such matrimonial postings, but these are just waiting to be giggled upon! hey, especially the one of.. "please please please please marry me" HAHAHA YIKES!

Take care Sheriff!
PS: At least I know I brought a smile to your face! :p and that makes me giggle at this mail even more.. :D
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fido! said:
yeah right!why alwayz boys ??:confused: :eek: but i agree with u to certain extent! :laugh: man,rnt those hilarious! :laugh: :smuggrin:
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well fido.. we girls always get bullied by you lot, so here is us getting back (but in a more humourous way of course).
anyway, you know that you (like NILEBDS) pick on guys and humour them too, so.. the question right back at ya... why boys? :p

Giggles.. :D
 

WHY INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
And last but not least...
10. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostages!

I thought this was funny. :laugh: :laugh: :smuggrin: :smuggrin:
 
hey calalily,
HEY,
These r really HILARIOUS !!! :laugh: :laugh:
thats a good research in the matrimonial scene..keep it up
 
yeah...i was just reading this out to my friend...itz funny!for sure! :laugh:
drtanujpuri said:

WHY INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
And last but not least...
10. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostages!

I thought this was funny. :laugh: :laugh: :smuggrin: :smuggrin:
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Members don't see this ad :)
Jojo here :D
Check this out guys.
A little girl rides her bicycle on the street, when behind a cop pulls up to her on a horse.
The cop goes " Hey little girl"
The little girl goes " Hey"
And the cop "What's your name little girl?"
"Jessica" saiz the little girl.
"Wow, what a beutyful name you got there little girl" saiz the cop on horse.
"Did you get that bicycle for Xmas, little girl?" goes the cop.
"Yepp" goes the little girl.
"Well, you know little girl, Santa was naughty this year and forgot to put reflective lights in the back of your bicycle, so I'm afraid that I will have to give you a $35 ticket" goes the cop.
"Oh......ok"saiz the little girl.
"Mr. Policeman" saiz the little girl.
"Yes, little girl" saiz the cop.
"What a beutyful horsee you got there, did you get it for Xmas?" asks the little girl.
"Well, thank you little girl" goes the little girl.
And little girl goes "Well, next year make sure you tell Santa that the PRICK goes underneath and NOT ON THE TOP !!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I hope you guys liked it. :laugh:
jojo out :D
 
its a party here !! u guys having so much fun !!

And Fido a Bonk man !! ur busted ROSOGULLA !!
 
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient
should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and
ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's
bigger
than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
 
:laugh: I could use a bed there, I was going for the bucket too ! :oops:
 
Hey doc12..
indeed they are hilarious! shaadi.com (although an amazing site for all kinds of purposes) can also be full of humour! :D
i am glad you enjoyed it..

doc12 said:
hey calalily,
HEY,
These r really HILARIOUS !!! :laugh: :laugh:
thats a good research in the matrimonial scene..keep it up
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Want2Fly said:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient
should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and
ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's
bigger
than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
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That's funny ! Sign me up for a King Size !
 
Ok here's sth interesting


Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN
MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch(MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA..... !
 
> A new professor was unable
> to
> control the class. The guys were just talking
> without
> giving any attention to him.
> So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of
> the problem out. But he doesn't know how to put it
> in
> English..
> He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me" .The guy
> followed him till he went out of the class. Now the
> lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow
> me" and went inside the class..........
>
> # Inside the Class :
> * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
> come in.
> * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
> come
> in.
> * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger
> half.
>
> * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed
> away
> in the corridor
> * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the
> class .. )
> * Both of u three, get out of the class.
> * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have
> winter in my nose today ...
> * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
> Silver.....
> * Take 5 cm wire of any length....
>
> # About his family :
> * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
>
>
>
> # At the ground :
> * All of you, stand in a straight circle.
> * There is no wind in the balloon.
>
> # To a boy, angrily :
> * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
>
>
> # Giving a punishment :
> You, rotate the ground four times...
> * You, go and under-stand the tree...
> * You three of you, stand together separately.
> * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
>
>
> # Professor at his best :
> He had once gone to a film with his wife.
> By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the
> theatre, though the boy did not see them.
> So the next day at school... (to that boy ) - "
> Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the movie
> Theatre"
 
CALALILY said:
Hey doc12..
indeed they are hilarious! shaadi.com (although an amazing site for all kinds of purposes) can also be full of humour! :D
i am glad you enjoyed it..
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hey calalily,
very true..i did njoy it..specially coz, like u said it targeted the other halves :laugh: :laugh:
 
decjunia said:
> A new professor was unable
> to
> control the class. The guys were just talking
..................
>
> # Professor at his best :
> He had once gone to a film with his wife.
> By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the
> theatre, though the boy did not see them.
> So the next day at school... (to that boy ) - "
> Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema
> Theatre"
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Nice one !
I never get tired of hearing jokes about teachers (talk about immature?). lol
 
CALALILY said:
Hey Nile BDS...
c'mon.. its fun picking on boys!you know and agree with me as well - you know you do! :D
anyway, besides the spelling errors, this particular "forwarded" message was absolutely hilarious. i am sure that there are some girls out there that have got such matrimonial postings, but these are just waiting to be giggled upon! hey, especially the one of.. "please please please please marry me" HAHAHA YIKES!

Take care Sheriff!
PS: At least I know I brought a smile to your face! :p and that makes me giggle at this mail even more.. :D
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please please please please MARRY ME ! Yeah, that guy makes it OK to make fun of the rest of the group.
Anyways, yeah ... I have to admit that the post was funny ! But com'on ... why why why why why the boys :p ? I bet girls have some hilarious postings as well ... it willl just take some time to dig them up ... :)
Anyways, thanks for putting a smile on ALL of our faces ... IT WAS FUNNY !
If you spell my name with 2 F's again (Sheriff), I will have no choice but to arrest you ! lol
Sheri"F" :p
 
Hey Calalily
That shaadi.com matrimonials were so hilarious. :laugh: Anyway howz your cough now?
Take care
 
hey sheriF
sincere appologies.. i will make sure that its theother guy whois always spelled as sheriFF and not you :D please please please please dont arrest me!
anyway, hope y ou are keeping well and all coming along smoothly at your end?


NileBDS said:
please please please please MARRY ME ! Yeah, that guy makes it OK to make fun of the rest of the group.
Anyways, yeah ... I have to admit that the post was funny ! But com'on ... why why why why why the boys :p ? I bet girls have some hilarious postings as well ... it willl just take some time to dig them up ... :)
Anyways, thanks for putting a smile on ALL of our faces ... IT WAS FUNNY !
If you spell my name with 2 F's again (Sheriff), I will have no choice but to arrest you ! lol
Sheri"F" :p
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Hey hey hey decjunia
please forgive me for not being in touch. terrible me! i do appologise to you too. the cough is a lot better now...however, the stress is splitting my hairs and making them turn silver (its the salt and pepper look i am starting to aim at)!
hope studing is well and so is DEC (from decjunia)? :D
talk soon.. :)


decjunia said:
Hey Calalily
That shaadi.com matrimonials were so hilarious. :laugh: Anyway howz your cough now?
Take care
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that is hilarious snowpeaks.. nice one! :)
 
:thumbup: Great thread and good inputs....
Keep it up guys... :laugh:
 
THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of , "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." :laugh:
 
prachi said:
THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of , "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." :laugh:
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Hey Prachi ... that was hillarious ...
Good one ...
 
Good one Prachi !!

Men ! So typical !!

prachi said:
THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of , "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." :laugh:
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Fido...I knew u wud ask !! lol

WEll what's typical is when men fight they dnt want to be the first to talk !!
fido! said:
hey hi!wassup?
why?what so typical about men? ;) plz pecify!waiting for an answer! :laugh: :smuggrin:
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Thanks guys..Glad you enjoyed them! :)
 
oh yeah...??firstly....how u knew i'm gonna ask u that? ;) :smuggrin:
secondly....how can u be so sure??.....men r the one who generally break the ice!prove me wrong! :laugh: :smuggrin:
Want2Fly said:
Fido...I knew u wud ask !! lol

WEll what's typical is when men fight they dnt want to be the first to talk !!
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fido! said:
oh yeah...??firstly....how u knew i'm gonna ask u that? ;) :smuggrin:
secondly....how can u be so sure??.....men r the one who generally break the ice!prove me wrong! :laugh: :smuggrin:
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sure Fido....wel come to my world!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :smuggrin:
 
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