The WWonderful WWorld of MMeat Sign-Ups

[vetmedhead]

Come one, come all! There's enough meat for us all!

Okay, that's a lie. There's enough meat for 25 of us exactly. The rest of you may line up outside the chuck wagon and dream a dream of meats gone by.

These are the official sign ups for the MMeat game.

The game will begin the morning of Valentine's Day (next week). We all know you won't have dates to prepare for so it shouldn't feel weird to sit at home and think about meat all day instead.

This game will be modded by yours truly, @PrincessButterCup, and @TheGirlWithTheFernTattoo.

Back of the Fridge

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Abandoned on the Counter

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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

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[WildZoo]

Put me in the trash with @Mad Jack, where I belong

 

[vetmedhead]

Hopefully I'm tagging everyone who said they wanted in on the WW games thread, I'll check in a moment to make sure.

@WildZoo @genny @youngkal @Karabiner13 @Animal Midwife @SkiOtter @LyraGardenia

 

[MixedAnimals77]

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1. Wildzoo
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Freezer

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Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
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Abandoned on the Counter

1. 
   
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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

 

[vetmedhead]

I'll also throw out some tags for possible interested parties

@PippyPony @allieh8607 @LetItSnow @DVMDream @johnnaboo @MixedAnimals77 @cdoconn @Trilt @Melchizedek @Kam325 @Crayola227 @Stella Mudd @Glammyre

 

[Animal Midwife]

Back of the Fridge

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Trash

1. WZ
2. @Mad Jack

Freezer

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Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
2. 
   
3. AM

Abandoned on the Counter

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2. 
   

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

 

[DVMDream]

I'll also throw out some tags for possible interested parties

@PippyPony @allieh8607 @LetItSnow @DVMDream @johnnaboo @MixedAnimals77 @cdoconn @Trilt @Melchizedek @Kam325 @Crayola227 @Stella Mudd @Glammyre

Already said no thanks.


Oops that was a different one apparently.

Still, no thanks, I'm really WW'd out.

 

[WildZoo]

Back of the Fridge

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Still on the Cow

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Abandoned on the Counter

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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

Wow, you ruined everything

 

[vetmedhead]

Back of the Fridge

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Trash

1. Wildzoo
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Freezer

1. 
   

Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
2. 
   

Abandoned on the Counter

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2. 
   

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

Lol, frightening things are happening to my poor numbered list. For reference, there's 5 players in each group and as many people as ya want in the backups & chicken nuggets lists

Also y'all are fast, signing up before I've even finished tagging some of y'all

 

[Animal Midwife]

Wow, you ruined everything

I'm rusty. I haven't gotten to play in almost a week!

 

[vetmedhead]

Wow, you ruined everything

I'm putting everyone in the Trash group!

 

[SkiOtter]

Fixing things

Back of the Fridge

Trash

1. Wildzoo
2. MJ
3. Z
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Freezer

1. Z
2. S
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4. S
5. W

Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
2. 
   
3. AM
4. S
5. S

Abandoned on the Counter

1. D
2. D
3. D
4. G
5. A

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)

1. A

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

1. G

 

[vetmedhead]

Already said no thanks.


Oops that was a different one apparently.

Still, no thanks, I'm really WW'd out.

It's one of those things where I still feel obligated to invite you even though I know you'll say no Just so you still know that we have fun playing with you even if you're burned out on WW right now

 

[WildZoo]

@SkiOtter can you italicize MJ or something to indicate he hasn't actually accepted his spot yet?

 

[Animal Midwife]

Ski broke it again!

 

[WildZoo]

Lol, frightening things are happening to my poor numbered list. For reference, there's 5 players in each group and as many people as ya want in the backups & chicken nuggets lists

Also y'all are fast, signing up before I've even finished tagging some of y'all

I don't think SDN likes your numbered lists

 

[vetmedhead]

Fixing things

Back of the Fridge

Trash

1. Wildzoo
2. MJ

Freezer
Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
2. 
   
3. AM

Abandoned on the Counter

1. 
   

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

You're officially not in the Trash group for fixing my sign up

 

[vetmedhead]

I don't think SDN likes your numbered lists

I don't like them either

 

[youngkal]

You're officially not in the Trash group for fixing my sign up

Will you post an updated one.... this is all kinds of screwy lol

 

[Trilt]

Can someone freeze me please? Thanks.

 

[SkiOtter]

Back of the Fridge

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3. Z
5. G

Trash

1. Wildzoo
2. MJ
3. 
   
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5. .

Freezer

1. Trout
2. 
   
3. 
   
4. 
   
5. W

Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
2. 
   
3. AM
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5. S

Abandoned on the Counter

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4. 
   
5. A

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)

1. A

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

1. G

 

[SkiOtter]

Ski broke it again!

I did no such thing

 

[vetmedhead]

Will you post an updated one.... this is all kinds of screwy lol

Today we learned a valuable lesson about vmh games, which is that right out of the gate they're a hot mess and you'll just have to deal with it.

But actually, as your mod god and lord of meat, I can promise you the following: I can't promise you that it will be balanced, that a single mechanic will work, or that it will make any sense whatsoever. What I can promise you is that this game will be fun, funny, and a hoot all around.

 

[Crayola227]

Back of the Fridge

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1. Wildzoo
2. MJ
3. Cray
   
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Freezer

1. Trout
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5. W

Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
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3. AM
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5. S

Abandoned on the Counter

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2. 
   
3. 
   
4. 
   
5. A

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)

1. A

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

1. G

 

[Melchizedek]

cuz apparently none of you know how to format bbcode without f'ing it up.

Back of the Fridge

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2. Mad Jack?
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Freezer

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Still On The Cow

1. Mixy
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Abandoned On the Counter

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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)

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Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

1.​

 

[Lawpy]

I'll tater tot!

 

[youngkal]

Back of the Fridge

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1. Wildzoo
2. MJ
3. Cray
   
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Freezer

1. Trout
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Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
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3. AM
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Abandoned on the Counter

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2. YK
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5. A

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)

1. A

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

1. G

 

[youngkal]

Back of the Fridge

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3. Z

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2. MJ
3. Cray
   
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Freezer

1. Trout
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5. W

Still on the Cow

1. Mixy
2. 
   
3. AM
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5. S

Abandoned on the Counter

1. 
   
2. Mel
3. YK
4. 
   
5. A

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)

1. A

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)

1. G

Ninjaed by Mel

 

[vetmedhead]

I'm going to try to un**** my sign ups
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1. Wildzoo
2. @Mad Jack
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Freezer
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Still on the Cow
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Abandoned on the Counter
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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
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Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)
1. Lawper
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[vetmedhead]

This is how we get E. coli brought to the potluck, kids.

 

[SkiOtter]

What I can promise you is that this game will be fun, funny, and a hoot all around.

Good enough for me

Back of the Fridge
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Trash
1. WZ
2. MJ
3. Cray
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Freezer
1. Trout
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Still On The Cow
1. Mixy
2. Ski
3. AM
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Abandoned On the Counter
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2. Mel
3. YK
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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
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Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)
1. Lawper
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[Mad Jack]

I'm obviously in the trash with WZ and cray

 

[TheGirlWithTheFernTattoo]

Can confirm this game will be a riot and a half- you don't want to miss out!

 

[genny]

Back of the Fridge
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1. WZ
2. Mad Jack
3. Cray
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Freezer
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Still On The Cow
1. Mixy
2. Ski
3. AM
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Abandoned On the Counter
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2. Mel
3. YK
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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
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Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)
1. Lawper
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[SkiOtter]

Can confirm this game will be a riot and a half- you don't want to miss out!

Darn, I was hoping it’d be two whole riots

 

[Melchizedek]

Can confirm this game will be a riot and a half- you don't want to miss out!

You know what....if this game is going to be like the end of Sausage Party....I'm out.


Edit: I feel like you guys are subtly making fun of me with the riot jokes

 

[vetmedhead]

I'm obviously in the trash with WZ and cray

I knew this would be a popular group among some of our highly skilled WW veterans

 

[vetmedhead]

Can confirm this game will be a riot and a half- you don't want to miss out!

Darn, I was hoping it’d be two whole riots

It's enough riots to put you in jail for several decades

 

[SkiOtter]

It's enough riots to put you in jail for several decades

 

[vetmedhead]

You know what....if this game is going to be like the end of Sausage Party....I'm out.


Edit: I feel like you guys are subtly making fun of me with the riot jokes

If you hadn't stolen a police horse and left him in a Wendy's we wouldn't have to make fun of you

Also, this game will have much less of Seth Rogen's laugh than Sausage Party

 

[Melchizedek]

If you hadn't stolen a police horse and left him in a Wendy's we wouldn't have to make fun of you

It seemed like a good idea at the time

 

[vetmedhead]

Help, I'm drowning in likes and notifications from this thread

 

[Animal Midwife]

Help, I'm drowning in likes and notifications from this thread

have some more

 

[TheGirlWithTheFernTattoo]

Help, I'm drowning in likes and notifications from this thread

Humble-brag....

 

[vetmedhead]

Humble-brag....

I'm not humble, that was a brag-brag

 

[capri1722]

Making myself take a break…like a weeklong break…that should be enough right?
Also I heard there would be puns. And I can’t resist a good pun.

Back of the Fridge
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5. genny

Trash
1. WZ
2. Mad Jack
3. Cray
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Freezer
1. Trout
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Still On The Cow
1. Mixy
2. Ski
3. AM
4.
5. Capri

Abandoned On the Counter
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2. Mel
3. YK
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Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
1.

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)
1. Lawper
2.

 

[bryndiana.jones]

Back of the Fridge
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5. genny

Trash
1. WZ
2. Mad Jack
3. Cray
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Freezer
1. Trout
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Still On The Cow
1. Mixy
2. Ski
3. AM
4. Bryndi
5. Capri

Abandoned On the Counter
1.
2. Mel
3. YK
4.
5.

Missed the Meat Train, But Willing to Wait at the Station (Alternates)
1.

Chicken Nuggets (Which are Probably the Meat Version of Tater Tots)
1. Lawper
2.

 

[vetmedhead]

Feel free to keep tagging people I missed by the way. My memory is painfully short

 

[bryndiana.jones]

@SnowshoeDog143 @Lawper

 

[PippyPony]

Please throw me in the trash with the other rotten hunks