Jet
those pearls are exactly what we resident need!
-How are your NPO decisions different from the dogma?
-which laparoscopy cases do you use LMAs on?
thanks again, man
These are personal decisions I've made, Josh. Decisions I'm comfortable with. I want to inspire residents to
think about the information you are being fed.
It took a few years for me to figure out that alotta stuff I was taught in residency, just like in every other residency was either 1)overkill or 2)a benefit wasn't resoundingly reflected in the literature.
Theres alotta gray in medicine. But when you are new to your craft you stick to what you are taught. After you are out a while in a busy private practice you start to think...........
hmmmmmm......this dude has a closed tib fib that the ortho dude wants to do ASAP, but right before dude attempted a fakie off a ramp on his Suzuki RM 250 he ate a Whopper with cheese.....now its 6pm. Suzuki dude has been writhing in pain since the accident, which was four hours ago.
So heres the difference between academia and a non-obstructionalist private practice physician.
I aint waiting 2-4 more hours to put this guy to sleep. Why? Because I know waiting 2-4 more hours is not gonna affect (effect?) his outcome. He is in pain, which deleteriously affects gastric emptying, as you know, so waiting longer wont make much difference. And I'm confident in my ability with rapid sequence inductions.
Same with a C section. Lady ate 3 hours ago, is contracting, needs a C section. I'm not gonna wait. She's gonna have a gag reflex so if she vomits, which about a third of them do anyway, its all good. What about a high level? High levels are rare in experienced hands. And if it happens I'll have her intubated in 30 seconds without ventilating her.
If a 20 year old ASA 1 dude took a few sips of coffee on the way to the hospital for his knee scope, I'm gonna do the case. He'll get a tube instead of a LMA #4.
I've done LAVHs on skinny ladies with an LMA with a surgeon that routinely took 30 minutes skin to skin.
I'll push on somebodies neck during an RSI if the CRNA I'm working with asks me too. Otherwise I dont worry about it.
Beta agonist respiratory treatments are
rescue medicines for bronchoconstriction. There is no protective effect, like with a MAST cell inhibiting med. If you have a staff that orders a breathing treatment on a non wheezing asthmatic/COPDer pre-op, ask them why.
I don't consider diabetes, obesity, or GERD a contraindication to an LMA. If someone takes a daily PPI for GERD and they are asymptomatic thats good enough for me. What concerns me is
postural symptoms. Dudes chest burns when he goes to sleep or lays back in his recliner.
I dont order reglan/pepcid preop unless the patient has postural GERD symptomatology.
WHEW..... thats alotta s h it....but thats my comfort zone, and the comfort zone of many more busy private practice dudes out there, I'm sure.
We all have our quirps and I respect that. UT gets pissed off when anything but a needle goes in the sharp box. Wanna piss off UT? Throw your empty Copenhagen can in there.
Mine is
tape the eyes ASAP!! I hate seeing the syringe dangling off the ETT flipping all over the place with untaped eyes.
Whats more important, though, at least for me, is to provide a different, albeit just as effective, point of view on anesthesia for you resident studs out there.
Life is different out here in the trenches. And it is important for residents to know that alotta the stuff you are doing now is done quite differently out here.