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Med student/resident colleagues out there in virtual land,
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
From a private practice dude.
Starts pretty easily.
Dr. Periosteum, a.k.a. ORTHO STUD, has an add-on hip fracture.
Patient is in the ICU.
Ortho stud has five cases and wants to follow with this "add on".
No big deal.
This s hit happens every day. Part of our routine.
So I mosey over to the ICU to pre-op the dude....something we all do routinely during a normal work day....pre-op add-ons....usually very routine...usually you're documenting stuff thats important for the surgery that you know is gonna happen since.....uhhhhh....
I'M JET.
I don't cancel cases needlessly.
And, uhhhh, colleague residents, theres alotta "NEEDLESSLY" you're learning right now during your training that really doesnt need to be cancelled.
I walk into the ICU and find the dude.
When I do a pre-op, I like to try and make myself unbiased, so I SEE THE PATIENT FIRST, WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE CHART.geez thats another great subject but its not for here...
I try and talk with the dude but its useless.
Patient is an 82 y/o gentlemen who is not responsive to person, place, or time.
Lost to medical surveillance years ago, when he had a history of hypertension, and COPD from THOSE BAD A SS MARLBORO REDS INNA BOX....
SO JET WALKS INTO THE ICU, FINDS DUDE, TRIES TO TALK WITH HIM, DOESNT WORK, JET REVERTS TO OBJECTIVE DATA AND HERES WHAT HE FINDS:
82 YEAR OLD DUDE, S/P FALL.
Hip fracture which is, uhhhhh, why I'm in the ICU right now.
I start sifting thru the workup......
HOLY COW....this is why we do pre-ops....
I sift thru the chart....in the consults section I see a note from the cardiologist that says CLEARED FOR SURGERY.
Thats all it says.
CLEARED FOR SURGERY.
Followed by a signature.
🙂lol🙂
RESIDENT COLLEAGUES, PLEASE "CLEAR" YOUR OWN PATIENTS.
I am quoting Mil when I say anesthesiologists "clear" patients. Noone else.
We all see the "clearances."
So, uhhhhh, I'm in private practice where most clearances are helpful.
BUTCHA NEVER KNOW.....HENCE THE RULE OF THE "PRE-OP" THAT WE ALL KINDA HATE....BUT IS SOOOOOOO NECESSARY.......
LEMME LIST THE OBJECTIVE DATA FOR YOU COLLEAGUES FOR THIS ORIF-HIP-ADD ON THAT I FOUND:
1)Intracranial hemorrhage, albeit stable, S/P his fall
2)Intracerebral metastasis lesions, from a primary of unknown etiology.
3)INR=2.0 for some unknown reason. No anticoagulants on board.
4)Perihilar mass on the right. Noone knows what it is.
5)ELECTROLYTE- ABNORMALITIES.... Na=159 HCO3=18
6) Cr=2.4
THATS SIX THINGS THAT THE CARDIOLOGIST WHO WROTE "CLEARED FOR SURGERY" ON HIS CONSULT SHEET APPARENTLY, UHHHHHH, DIDNT CONSIDER.
WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US?
That leaves us where Mil left off with his point that anesthesiologists clear patients for surgery.
Not medicine doctors.
I had a medicine doctor "clearance" on the chart for this case.....
and there was NO WAY this case was gonna happen.
I meander into the ortho studs OR and communicate with him why his add on shouldnt happen.
Then I call the cardiologist who "cleared" this dude for surgery:
"Doctor X? Hey its Jet, wanna the anesthesiologists here. Yeah, I read your consult. Unfortunately I humbly disagree with the clearance.....eighties-plus-dude, intracranial hemorrhage, intracerebral metastatic sites revealed on CT, some kinda perihilar mass on the heart border, ALL OF HIS ELECTROLYTES ARE ABNORMAL, his INR is high, his creatinine is high.....
"Guess what I'm saying is the risk of the surgery ABSOLUTELY outweighs the benefits, Dude."
next prose is absolutely the truth....
Cardiologist: "I'm just the cardiologist. I cleared his heart. Maybe you need to call his internist."
😱
HUH?
UHHHHHHH......WAITAMINUTE........
Heres an internist-like-dude who wrote, clearly I may add, on his consult sheet,
"CLEARED FOR SURGERY"
and yet when I call you on the phone, kinda face-to-face, you're gonna plead that, uhhhhh, I'M JUST THE CARDIOLOGIST SO I'M JUST CLEARING THE PATIENT'S HEART?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish I was making this stuff up.
But thats what the dude said....
"I'm the cardiologist. I cleared his heart, and thats it. You may wanna contact his internist...."
So after that conversation I regressed back to the
response to "patient clearances."
The cardiologist "cleared" this dude for an operation.
The ortho stud read the chart and is ready to operate and...uhhhhh.....doesnt know any better.....
SO I'M THE BAD GUY.
Cancelling the case.
And, uhhhhhhhh,
I DONT CANCEL CASES.
But I cancelled this one.
WHAT A FRIKKKIN JOKE.
That I have to intervene on this TRAINWRECK to do whats right for the patient.
It doesnt happen often, out here in private practice wonderland.
But it DOES happen.
Sometimes.😏😏
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
From a private practice dude.
Starts pretty easily.
Dr. Periosteum, a.k.a. ORTHO STUD, has an add-on hip fracture.
Patient is in the ICU.
Ortho stud has five cases and wants to follow with this "add on".
No big deal.
This s hit happens every day. Part of our routine.
So I mosey over to the ICU to pre-op the dude....something we all do routinely during a normal work day....pre-op add-ons....usually very routine...usually you're documenting stuff thats important for the surgery that you know is gonna happen since.....uhhhhh....
I'M JET.
I don't cancel cases needlessly.
And, uhhhh, colleague residents, theres alotta "NEEDLESSLY" you're learning right now during your training that really doesnt need to be cancelled.
I walk into the ICU and find the dude.
When I do a pre-op, I like to try and make myself unbiased, so I SEE THE PATIENT FIRST, WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE CHART.geez thats another great subject but its not for here...
I try and talk with the dude but its useless.
Patient is an 82 y/o gentlemen who is not responsive to person, place, or time.
Lost to medical surveillance years ago, when he had a history of hypertension, and COPD from THOSE BAD A SS MARLBORO REDS INNA BOX....
SO JET WALKS INTO THE ICU, FINDS DUDE, TRIES TO TALK WITH HIM, DOESNT WORK, JET REVERTS TO OBJECTIVE DATA AND HERES WHAT HE FINDS:
82 YEAR OLD DUDE, S/P FALL.
Hip fracture which is, uhhhhh, why I'm in the ICU right now.
I start sifting thru the workup......
HOLY COW....this is why we do pre-ops....
I sift thru the chart....in the consults section I see a note from the cardiologist that says CLEARED FOR SURGERY.
Thats all it says.
CLEARED FOR SURGERY.
Followed by a signature.
🙂lol🙂
RESIDENT COLLEAGUES, PLEASE "CLEAR" YOUR OWN PATIENTS.
I am quoting Mil when I say anesthesiologists "clear" patients. Noone else.
We all see the "clearances."
So, uhhhhh, I'm in private practice where most clearances are helpful.
BUTCHA NEVER KNOW.....HENCE THE RULE OF THE "PRE-OP" THAT WE ALL KINDA HATE....BUT IS SOOOOOOO NECESSARY.......
LEMME LIST THE OBJECTIVE DATA FOR YOU COLLEAGUES FOR THIS ORIF-HIP-ADD ON THAT I FOUND:
1)Intracranial hemorrhage, albeit stable, S/P his fall
2)Intracerebral metastasis lesions, from a primary of unknown etiology.
3)INR=2.0 for some unknown reason. No anticoagulants on board.
4)Perihilar mass on the right. Noone knows what it is.
5)ELECTROLYTE- ABNORMALITIES.... Na=159 HCO3=18
6) Cr=2.4
THATS SIX THINGS THAT THE CARDIOLOGIST WHO WROTE "CLEARED FOR SURGERY" ON HIS CONSULT SHEET APPARENTLY, UHHHHHH, DIDNT CONSIDER.
WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US?
That leaves us where Mil left off with his point that anesthesiologists clear patients for surgery.
Not medicine doctors.
I had a medicine doctor "clearance" on the chart for this case.....
and there was NO WAY this case was gonna happen.
I meander into the ortho studs OR and communicate with him why his add on shouldnt happen.
Then I call the cardiologist who "cleared" this dude for surgery:
"Doctor X? Hey its Jet, wanna the anesthesiologists here. Yeah, I read your consult. Unfortunately I humbly disagree with the clearance.....eighties-plus-dude, intracranial hemorrhage, intracerebral metastatic sites revealed on CT, some kinda perihilar mass on the heart border, ALL OF HIS ELECTROLYTES ARE ABNORMAL, his INR is high, his creatinine is high.....
"Guess what I'm saying is the risk of the surgery ABSOLUTELY outweighs the benefits, Dude."
next prose is absolutely the truth....
Cardiologist: "I'm just the cardiologist. I cleared his heart. Maybe you need to call his internist."
😱
HUH?
UHHHHHHH......WAITAMINUTE........
Heres an internist-like-dude who wrote, clearly I may add, on his consult sheet,
"CLEARED FOR SURGERY"
and yet when I call you on the phone, kinda face-to-face, you're gonna plead that, uhhhhh, I'M JUST THE CARDIOLOGIST SO I'M JUST CLEARING THE PATIENT'S HEART?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish I was making this stuff up.
But thats what the dude said....
"I'm the cardiologist. I cleared his heart, and thats it. You may wanna contact his internist...."
So after that conversation I regressed back to the
response to "patient clearances."
The cardiologist "cleared" this dude for an operation.
The ortho stud read the chart and is ready to operate and...uhhhhh.....doesnt know any better.....
SO I'M THE BAD GUY.
Cancelling the case.
And, uhhhhhhhh,
I DONT CANCEL CASES.
But I cancelled this one.
WHAT A FRIKKKIN JOKE.
That I have to intervene on this TRAINWRECK to do whats right for the patient.
It doesnt happen often, out here in private practice wonderland.
But it DOES happen.
Sometimes.😏😏
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