hahah, this thread is great.
OP, you should have added a poll! Shame on you.
As for poop hot dog....maybe.
If it meant going to my first choice school, full ride (tuition & rent, books, etc...), guaranteed graduation from said school, and while we're at it....make me the most popular guy in said school, and give me the liver of an ox (so to speak). Oh, and if I'm single in this magical world, let me bang every hot pre-health student on that campus at least once during my 4 years there without risk of STD's. While I'm there, I'll discover the cure for several diseases and win the Nobel prize. In short, I'd be a pharmacy rock star.
Plus, put me on prophylaxis abx + some hallucinogenic mushrooms/drugs before I eat said poop hot dog.
And then, and ONLY then, will I eat a poop hot dog for p-school admission.