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So I'm on call this past Saturday.
Pretty busy day...run of the mill cases during the day...hip ORIF, ELAP for SBO, mandatory C sections with labor epidurals mixed in throughout the day....
Thank God I knocked out pain rounds early!
Leave for home around 1530.
As I'm pulling into the driveway my beeper goes off...it says C SECTION AT 1630
S HIT!!!
Drive back to the hospital, do the C section, home at 1800.
GF has marinated filets already on the grill, garlic mashed potatoes, grilled onions, corn on cob.......yep, I'm a lucky man!
Eat, take a shower, in bed at 2100.
Phone rings at 2330.
Its Mary CRNA.
"Hey Dr Jet."
"Whats up Mary?"
"Just got a call from one of the GI docs. He's in the ICU with a thirty-seven year old lady....she's just outta prison....started vomiting blood earlier today. He gave her versed and demerol but she won't go down. He wants me to come over and give her a little propofol so he can scope her. Says it won't be any more than about fifteen minutes. Whatcha think?"
"Tell ya what," I said.
"Go to the ICU and scope it out and gimme a call back."
"Sounds good," Mary replied.
Less then a minute after we hung up my phone rings again.
"Hello?"
"Hey Bill its John."
John is the GI doc. Nice guy.
"Hey John, whatcha got?"
"Man, I'm really sorry to bother you. I'm having problems scoping this lady. I've given her five of versed, fifty of demerol and she's still fighting the tube. I was hoping..."
He trails off..
"Hey Bill, Mary just showed up! I just need a little propofol sedation so I can get the scope down."
Here I am all curled up all warm and cuddly-like enjoying my sleepytime. GF awakes outta slumber.
"Honey, whats goin' on?" she says.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Pretty busy day...run of the mill cases during the day...hip ORIF, ELAP for SBO, mandatory C sections with labor epidurals mixed in throughout the day....
Thank God I knocked out pain rounds early!
Leave for home around 1530.
As I'm pulling into the driveway my beeper goes off...it says C SECTION AT 1630
S HIT!!!
Drive back to the hospital, do the C section, home at 1800.
GF has marinated filets already on the grill, garlic mashed potatoes, grilled onions, corn on cob.......yep, I'm a lucky man!
Eat, take a shower, in bed at 2100.
Phone rings at 2330.
Its Mary CRNA.
"Hey Dr Jet."
"Whats up Mary?"
"Just got a call from one of the GI docs. He's in the ICU with a thirty-seven year old lady....she's just outta prison....started vomiting blood earlier today. He gave her versed and demerol but she won't go down. He wants me to come over and give her a little propofol so he can scope her. Says it won't be any more than about fifteen minutes. Whatcha think?"
"Tell ya what," I said.
"Go to the ICU and scope it out and gimme a call back."
"Sounds good," Mary replied.
Less then a minute after we hung up my phone rings again.
"Hello?"
"Hey Bill its John."
John is the GI doc. Nice guy.
"Hey John, whatcha got?"
"Man, I'm really sorry to bother you. I'm having problems scoping this lady. I've given her five of versed, fifty of demerol and she's still fighting the tube. I was hoping..."
He trails off..
"Hey Bill, Mary just showed up! I just need a little propofol sedation so I can get the scope down."
Here I am all curled up all warm and cuddly-like enjoying my sleepytime. GF awakes outta slumber.
"Honey, whats goin' on?" she says.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?