I honestly think the Rhetoric class may be good for most schools. Suck it up and take an additional English class for the second course. You may want to contact Cornell, Emory, Miami, USF, or Icahn to see if you would satisfy their requirements. I'm calling Columbia tomorrow, so I'll try to ask. I'm thinking of those off the top of my head because they had more specific requirements for the English credits. Especially USF. - it requires two semesters of English on a college campus, but doesn't care about Organic Chemistry (???). You can usually find what they'll accept from the FAQs portion of their webpages.
I'll try to add schools that I see as I go through my list (i'm going somewhat slowly and checking each off as I make sure I have fulfilled its requirements). I have two semesters of English Composition credit from AP, so I'm in a slightly different position.