10 things I love about being a web-based student
1. Waking up at noon knowing that the campus students have class at 8am.
3. Fast forwarding though stupid questions and professors tangents.
4. Not wasting time and gas money commuting to school.
5. Drinking during class. On occasion.
6. Setting my own schedule.
7. Cheating on exams. (Just kidding. We use proctors.)
8. Taking breaks to masterbate half way through a lecture. (Kidding again. Not really)
9. Not feeling like I'm in school.
10. Not living in Omaha.