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Step 1: Get off SDN. Please. For God sakes.
Usually you have to explain who you are, your background, why med school etc. only bad thing is I have a fragile ego so I hate getting rejected for second date :/
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"So, why do you want to attend our school above others?"Usually you have to explain who you are, your background, why med school etc. only bad thing is I have a fragile ego so I hate getting rejected for second date :/
"Because you lookin' damn fine in that dress."
I say nay. I say nay.
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"So, why do you want to attend our school above others?"
"Because you lookin' damn fine in that dress."
I say nay. I say nay.
“What do you like about our school”
“You’re well endowed”
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I mean, have you seen the top schools endowment though?“You’re well endowed”
"Why do you want to go to our school"?
"Because I heard Id have a good time."
"Because I heard Id have a good time."
Usually you have to explain who you are, your background, why med school etc. only bad thing is I have a fragile ego so I hate getting rejected for second date :/
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Me whenever calipremed5768 posts a thread on SDN
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II: See dates 😒
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In the portal where it says to put in uploads, try desperately putting in 100 sexts. They’ll love that.Dates: 0
II: See dates 😒
Usually you have to explain who you are, your background, why med school etc. only bad thing is I have a fragile ego so I hate getting rejected for second date :/
It’s true, I’ve been asked why medicine on almost every first date... 😒
0/10Usually you have to explain who you are, your background, why med school etc. only bad thing is I have a fragile ego so I hate getting rejected for second date :/
Just upload a Stick(with a D) pic and be confident LOL

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Send a SnapchatJust upload a Stick(with a D) pic and be confident LOL![]()
“I sent you my headshot, plz respond. This is embarrassing.”
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Send a Snapchat
“I sent you my headshot, plz respond. This is embarrassing.”
"Are you ignoring me? It was a bad angle. I swear its a bad angle, Ill send another." *Looks up different pics on google"
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Please god tell me Calipremed5768 is a satire genius and doesn't actually believe the things they post day in and day out...
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If an interviewer asks what three people dead or alive you would want to have dinner with, who are you guys choosing after Walter and calipremed?
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@ciestar not for the same reasons. Ciestar just seems like a pretty down to earth and straight up dude (I use dude, guy, and bruh as gender neutral terms) that would be fun and entertaining to chat with.If an interviewer asks what three people dead or alive you would want to have dinner with, who are you guys choosing after Walter and calipremed?
This thread is a perfect example why I like this forum
Make sure to wear your white coat that says Pre-Med and bring your stethoscope. Chicks dig that hard.
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(I use dude, guy, and bruh as gender neutral terms)
You need to take a class on cultural and gender sensitivity and social issues. Pronto.
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I mean...my wife genuinely does find me to be sexy in my lab coat that has my name and everything on it...Make sure to wear your white coat that says Pre-Med and bring your stethoscope. Chicks dig that hard.
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In an in person setting, people get their preferred pronouns. In an anonymous forum where I have no point of reference for gender and or sexual identity, all is equal my guy.You need to take a class on cultural and gender sensitivity and social issues. Pronto.
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I mean...my wife genuinely does find me to be sexy in my lab coat that has my name and everything on it...
She said that to you too?????
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Usually you have to explain who you are, your background, why med school etc. only bad thing is I have a fragile ego so I hate getting rejected for second date :/
Sleeping with my interviewers was the plan all along. All of them.
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Yes. Keep in mind, my profession of the last six years has involved a lab coat even before I was Premed.She said that to you too?????
It seems that you have everything: military uniform (I assume there are few of them), lab coat; that is a lot of stuff for "games"I mean...my wife genuinely does find me to be sexy in my lab coat that has my name and everything on it...
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It seems that you have everything: military uniform (I assume there are few of them), lab coat; that is a lot of stuff for "games"
Alright lets not turn this into a BDSM thread....
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Alright lets not turn this into a BDSM thread....
Let's
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After reading about coffee enemas few days ago, this forum needs to try really hard to become more graceless.Alright lets not turn this into a BDSM thread....
That might actually be an adcom first (at least... I hope so)In the portal where it says to put in uploads, try desperately putting in 100 sexts. They’ll love that.
Sleeping with my interviewers was the plan all along. All of them.
I still think this is the best idea stated


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I mean...have y’all seen the new addition to my avatar?Gunna be looking like Dr. Gray LOL @MemeLord
I mean...have y’all seen the new addition to my avatar?
I wanted to compliment you, but didn't want to interrupt this trainwreck of a thread
I mean...have y’all seen the new addition to my avatar?
It's difficult to miss 🤣I mean...have y’all seen the new addition to my avatar?
I mean...have y’all seen the new addition to my avatar?
YASSSSS hahahha. But seriously OP, Im unsure if youre male or female. Be confident. Go to your interviews naked. You got this
It seems that you have everything: military uniform (I assume there are few of them), lab coat; that is a lot of stuff for "games"
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This this someone about to punch a nipple...?( • )( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)
We really need more such threads amid those asking for number of hours and what needs to be answered on secondaries...
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Pinch, yes.This this someone about to punch a nipple...?
For everyone still sleeping on calipremed, im telling you, this man cannot miss. Guaranteed belly laughter every time.
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See avatar for appropriate reaction.Pinch, yes.
See avatar for appropriate reaction.
Exactly the reason we have kids and ole ladies right there.
@ciestar not for the same reasons. Ciestar just seems like a pretty down to earth and straight up dude (I use dude, guy, and bruh as gender neutral terms) that would be fun and entertaining to chat with.
She! But thanks man! I appreciate that
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