1) Its mid-January, 5pm, and you've got 9 patients all with bronchiolitis, 4 waiting to have d/c orders written, 2 that have developed some bilious vomiting that needs to be worked up, another 6 sitting in the ER waiting for you to come admit them, and a partridge in a pear tree. BTW, this is your "short call" --be out the door by 7pm- day.
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2) Its 6pm, you finished signing out some pretty cool cases with your attending, while listening to some (insert ideal music). You've ordered all of your IPOX, levels, and have written up all your reports. You go back to the bucket on a couple of cases. You decide to pull an article about some interesting diagnostic dilemma that you came across earlier during signout. You leave the hospital. You take said article to a cafe. You sit in said cafe, read the article, and socialize with some good-looking young professionals, even possibly scoring some digits. You then go get some tapas and sangria. Then you go home, watch some Sportscenter and still get 7-8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.