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"Alternate Eye Care Definitions"

Discussion in 'Optometry' started by 4Eyes, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. 4Eyes

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    I just got these in an email, and I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share. I apologize if this old or a repost.

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    Bruit: The student who beats up his classmates for their money.

    Acuity: The type of colleague we all hope to marry some day.

    Phoric: A popular alternative to chopsticks.

    Levator: Luke Skywalker's nemesis.

    Aphake: Someone who claims to be an eye doctor.

    Y Suture: Why not?!

    Good Eye: A popular greeting among our Australian colleagues.

    Break-Up Time: How long it took up to screw up our relationships from college.

    Against the Rule: A student who doesn't wear a white coat in the clinic.

    Ocular Pressure: The not-so-subtle encouragement we received from our peers to attend school.

    First grade fusion: The class you have to pass before you can take second grade fission.

    Dilate: To live a long time.

    Here's hoping I don't max out the bandwidth on the images.... ^_^
     
  2. ariel winter

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    hahahahaha :laugh: nice!

     
  3. r_salis

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Good ones, thanks! ;)
     
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  4. samwoods622

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    Really This is nice information here.... Thanks for the share....
     
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