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I just got these in an email, and I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share. I apologize if this old or a repost.
Bruit: The student who beats up his classmates for their money.
Acuity: The type of colleague we all hope to marry some day.
Phoric: A popular alternative to chopsticks.
Levator: Luke Skywalker's nemesis.
Aphake: Someone who claims to be an eye doctor.
Y Suture: Why not?!
Good Eye: A popular greeting among our Australian colleagues.
Break-Up Time: How long it took up to screw up our relationships from college.
Against the Rule: A student who doesn't wear a white coat in the clinic.
Ocular Pressure: The not-so-subtle encouragement we received from our peers to attend school.
First grade fusion: The class you have to pass before you can take second grade fission.
Dilate: To live a long time.
Here's hoping I don't max out the bandwidth on the images.... ^_^
Bruit: The student who beats up his classmates for their money.
Acuity: The type of colleague we all hope to marry some day.
Phoric: A popular alternative to chopsticks.
Levator: Luke Skywalker's nemesis.
Aphake: Someone who claims to be an eye doctor.
Y Suture: Why not?!
Good Eye: A popular greeting among our Australian colleagues.
Break-Up Time: How long it took up to screw up our relationships from college.
Against the Rule: A student who doesn't wear a white coat in the clinic.
Ocular Pressure: The not-so-subtle encouragement we received from our peers to attend school.
First grade fusion: The class you have to pass before you can take second grade fission.
Dilate: To live a long time.
Here's hoping I don't max out the bandwidth on the images.... ^_^