"Alternate Eye Care Definitions"

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4Eyes

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I just got these in an email, and I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share. I apologize if this old or a repost.

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Bruit: The student who beats up his classmates for their money.

Acuity: The type of colleague we all hope to marry some day.

Phoric: A popular alternative to chopsticks.

Levator: Luke Skywalker's nemesis.

Aphake: Someone who claims to be an eye doctor.

Y Suture: Why not?!

Good Eye: A popular greeting among our Australian colleagues.

Break-Up Time: How long it took up to screw up our relationships from college.

Against the Rule: A student who doesn't wear a white coat in the clinic.

Ocular Pressure: The not-so-subtle encouragement we received from our peers to attend school.

First grade fusion: The class you have to pass before you can take second grade fission.

Dilate: To live a long time.

Here's hoping I don't max out the bandwidth on the images.... ^_^

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hahahahaha :laugh: nice!

4Eyes said:
I just got these in an email, and I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share. I apologize if this old or a repost.

image0062ag.gif
image0053gk.gif
image0044iv.gif

image0023ay.gif
image0036ke.gif
image0013tx.gif


Bruit: The student who beats up his classmates for their money.

Acuity: The type of colleague we all hope to marry some day.

Phoric: A popular alternative to chopsticks.

Levator: Luke Skywalker's nemesis.

Aphake: Someone who claims to be an eye doctor.

Y Suture: Why not?!

Good Eye: A popular greeting among our Australian colleagues.

Break-Up Time: How long it took up to screw up our relationships from college.

Against the Rule: A student who doesn't wear a white coat in the clinic.

Ocular Pressure: The not-so-subtle encouragement we received from our peers to attend school.

First grade fusion: The class you have to pass before you can take second grade fission.

Dilate: To live a long time.

Here's hoping I don't max out the bandwidth on the images.... ^_^
 
Really This is nice information here.... Thanks for the share....
 
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