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I'll start us out...

I was at Mayo for a prelim medicine interview last week, and all of the prelim candidates were sitting around with a few of the residents waiting for morning report to begin. The chief resident was up front, standing by the podium waiting for people to file in. So in the back door walks some poor unsuspecting resident...

The chief says "Joe (name changed to protect the innocent), you are a prelim resident, why don't you tell these preliminary applicants about Mayo." So the guy says something like, "Well, I'll tell you about the good and bad parts about doing your prelim year here". He start off with the good, the usual "The sun and stars revolve around Mayo, everyone here is a superhero, etc" speech. Then he starts in on the bad, and proceeds to rip Mayo a new a$$hole. He complains about the workload, the elective time, the call schedule, the fact that he feels that prelims get worse treatment than categoricals, etc. He goes on and on...

So the chief is trying to shut him up, and is clearly getting steamed, but he can't yell at the guy in front of all of us. So the chief keeps cutting in, but he can't resist the temptation to take some verbal shots at the resident while he is trying to end the conversation. Each shot he takes, however, only triggers a new rebuttal by the resident. This seems to go on FOREVER, and all of the applicants are looking at each other and trying to stifle laughter. Finally it comes to an end.

Then, the rest of the day, all of the residents are in damage control mode, taking every opportunity to tell us that things are just peachy at Mayo... I bet that the resident got his butt chewed good after we had all left.

The funny thing is, it didn't really put Mayo in that bad of a light for me. I mean, prelim residents are unhappy everywhere. That happens when you spend a year working hard in a field that isn't the one you have chosen. It was actually a nice break from the phony environment that everyone tries to present on interview day...

-GB
 
😱 Why were you on a prelim interview at Mayo? It was made clear to me that we did not have to interview separately for a prelim spot at Mayo and that we were "almost" guaranteed a spot if we Match for Neuro there, as long as all nine residents don't decide to do their medicine year at Mayo.

They also told me that I did not have to send them an ERAS. How many people did prelim interviews at Mayo who interviewed there for Neuro?
 
Don't worry, I'd double-dipping. I'm a Minnesotan, and I may want one of the "at large" prelim spots even if I don't go there for neurology. Hence the return trip for the prelim interview.
 
Oh, OK. I feel much better. Thanks for the quick reply; I got a bit nervous.
 
One of the neurosurg applicants this year hooked up with the PD's daughter on/after an interview at a program.

Didn't hear anything like this happening at neuro interviews...
 
I was asked at Columbia "Provided that you would still be able to function normally, which would you lose" your brain, genitals, or your heart"?... this was probably the most bizarre question i had along the interview trail...

vish~
 
Mitogen79 said:
I was asked at Columbia "Provided that you would still be able to function normally, which would you lose" your brain, genitals, or your heart"?... this was probably the most bizarre question i had along the interview trail...

vish~

WTF? Wouldnt everyone say heart if you could function normally? Its the function "normally" part of the question that makes it kind of weird.
 
Fantasy Sports said:
WTF? Wouldnt everyone say heart if you could function normally? Its the function "normally" part of the question that makes it kind of weird.

Do you suppose that saying "my brain" is an instant disqualification, given the specialty?

I agree with FS. If you were funtioning "normally", how would you even know that you didn't have a heart?
 
Funniest moment for me on the trail was on my way to interview at UMich in Ann Arbor. I stupidly decided to make the 14 hour trip by car and was cutting it pretty close as far as being on time for the residents dinner the night before. All the applicants were put up in a very posh hotel called the "Bell Tower", and we had gotten the hotel info mailed to us by the PC on a lovely, scenic advertising card produced by the very refined Bell Tower Hotel.

As I got closer to town, I didn't know which exit to take, so I grabbed the card and dialed the number for hotel information on my cell phone. That number came up as disconnected, but luckily there was an 800 number for people outside Ann Arbor to call. So I dialed that too, but all I heard was a sultry recording saying "Hello there lover...If you're looking for the hottest girl-on-girl action, you've come to the right place..." (cue orgasmic moaning in the background), or something to that effect. Needless to say, I think it's time the oh-so "refined" Bell Tower Hotel prints off a new batch of advertising materials. Pretty f'ing funny at the time. The hotel was really nice, btw!! :laugh:
 
Two years ago, a friend of mine was at a Stanford residency pre-interview dinner at a swanky Palo Alto bistro - NOT for neuro, by the way. An applicant from Texas showed up, took one look at the average housing prices, and all but announced he didn't want to match there. However, that didn't stop him from ordering the most expensive item on the menu (surf n' turf or the like), imbibing liberal doses of some of Napa's finest vino, and getting punchy enough to hit on the attractive hostess -- in front of the other applicants and residents. He left with the lass shortly thereafter -- and never showed up for the interview the next day! I guess some things (at least cojones) ARE bigger in Texas....

-- PG
 
PhineasGage said:
He left with the lass shortly thereafter -- and never showed up for the interview the next day!

The fact that he left with the attractive hostess is clearly not in line with being a future neurologist...
 
Mitogen79 said:
I was asked at Columbia "Provided that you would still be able to function normally, which would you lose" your brain, genitals, or your heart"?...

Clearly, the interviewer already made his/her choice...

PG
 
Mitogen79 said:
I was asked at Columbia "Provided that you would still be able to function normally, which would you lose" your brain, genitals, or your heart"?... this was probably the most bizarre question i had along the interview trail...

vish~

i would lose my brain. My genitals do most of my thinking anyways
 
pratik7 said:
i would lose my brain. My genitals do most of my thinking anyways

the way I looked at it, loosing your genitals would be the most logical... 'cause even if you lost them, the memory of what you did with them would remain in your brain and could be replayed at any moment you desire... after all, all sensory stimulation just comes down to a few million neurons firing in a pattern and making you feel a certain way :laugh:
 
pratik7 said:
i would lose my brain. My genitals do most of my thinking anyways

I fell off the chair while laughing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Mitogen79 said:
the way I looked at it, loosing your genitals would be the most logical... 'cause even if you lost them, the memory of what you did with them would remain in your brain and could be replayed at any moment you desire... after all, all sensory stimulation just comes down to a few million neurons firing in a pattern and making you feel a certain way :laugh:

If you still have your genitals why would you need memory of what you did with them? Recreate the "event" in real time :laugh:
 
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