Andy Milonakis Show?

[DrBowtie]

Is this your relative?

http://www.mtv.com/onair/andy_milonakis/

New show on MTV.

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[b&ierstiefel]

Well f*ck! There goes my anonymity!

Just kidding. Actually, this username was created in honor of this extremely talented comical genius (after the mods deemed that my previous username of HotSteamingTurd was offensive). If I achieved just a mere 10% of his funniness, my ultimate goal in life would be achieved, I would realize that there is no point in achieving new goals, and I would cry out to the Lord and Savior to take my soul already.

 

[yaah]

I don't think your old username was offensive. 🙂

But it's very easy to offend someone now. I see it in the news every day. If you tell someone they need to stop at the red light they get offended.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I don't think your old username was offensive. 🙂

But it's very easy to offend someone now. I see it in the news every day. If you tell someone they need to stop at the red light they get offended.

But you weren't a mod then. You were just but a mere turdling when this went down.

 

[yaah]

You're right. I wasn't privy to the discussions at that point. I am, however, still offended. 😛

 

[bananaface]

I thought he became a mod in Sept and you had your HST account held in October?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I don't think your old username was offensive.

I am, however, still offended.

Well, g-g-geezus christ. Make up your mind already.

You're like Oprah. She's fat, she's thin, she's fat, she's thin, she's fat, she's thin...pick a body size and stick with it! (reference, anyone?)

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I thought he became a mod in Sept and you had your HST account held in October?

you will keep your mouf shut!

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I don't remember when the powers that be decided to grant the ****** currently known as yaah mod powers (i kid dude...don't get your panties in a bunch).

I do remember when my HotSteamingTurd account was placed on hold though. It was during one of my subI months so it had to be during either July or August (I was post-call when it all went down).

Hold on...I'll find out. All I gotta do is log onto HotSteamingTurd, check out when my last post was because I know I was posting up until the very point when HotSteamingTurd's nuts were cut off.

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OK...HotSteamingTurd's last post was this one. http://67.43.153.76/showpost.php?p=1625181&postcount=1 It was made on July 9th. I don't believe gimpy was a mod in July.

 

[bananaface]

you will keep your mouf shut!

My mouth is shut. My fingers, however, are nimble!

 

[DrYo12]

My mouth is shut. My fingers, however, are nimble!

indeed. Watch out with that knife, bananabitch.

 

[bananaface]

Ooh! A cutting remark!

 

[geddy]

indeed. Watch out with that knife, bananabitch.

I'm curious - why do you have this photo? It's rather unusual to see people photograph someone cutting a cucumber. Especially since the salad already has cucumber in it.

 

[yaah]

Well, g-g-geezus christ. Make up your mind already.

You're like Oprah. She's fat, she's thin, she's fat, she's thin, she's fat, she's thin...pick a body size and stick with it! (reference, anyone?)

I'm not offended by your username, I'm offended by you. 😛

And your reference is a SNL episode from the mid 90s or early 90s guest starring Jerry Seinfeld, this skit was about standup comedians giving answers in a Jeopardy style format to questions like "What is the deal with airline food?" and "Oprah - what is with her?" and "Can someone explain these things?" (Chicken mcnuggets). It was pretty much my all time favorite episode because it had this great skit about Elijah the prophet showing up to someone's dinner, followed by Jesus who entered and said, "Where's the wine?"

The standup comics in the skit, by the way, Adam Sandler, Dana Carvey, and Rob Schneider.

My memory scares me.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I'm not offended by your username, I'm offended by you. 😛

Good. At least I haven't lost that aspect of my personality then.

And your reference is a SNL episode from the mid 90s or early 90s guest starring Jerry Seinfeld, this skit was about standup comedians giving answers in a Jeopardy style format to questions like "What is the deal with airline food?" and "Oprah - what is with her?" and "Can someone explain these things?" (Chicken mcnuggets). It was pretty much my all time favorite episode because it had this great skit about Elijah the prophet showing up to someone's dinner, followed by Jesus who entered and said, "Where's the wine?"

The standup comics in the skit, by the way, Adam Sandler, Dana Carvey, and Rob Schneider.

My memory scares me.

Memory? Or googling skillz?

Nah, you're right. Seinfeld plays Trebek and I think it was Rob Schneider who came up with the Oprah answer.

 

[yaah]

No, this is not google. I had that episode on tape, so I have watched it about a dozen times.

My favorite category was "Gilligan's Island."

The question: A three hour tour? A THREE HOUR TOUR? And what's up with the professor - he can make a radio out of a coconut but he can't fix a hole in the damn boat.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

That was a good jeopardy skit indeed. However, I really liked the Celebrity jeopardy skit they did when Will Ferrell was around to play Alex Trebek. And they always had Darrell Hammond to play Sean Connery who would relentlessly give Trebek **** and more.

http://mrt300.ods.org/snl/view.php?jeopardy

 

[bananaface]

I'm curious - why do you have this photo? It's rather unusual to see people photograph someone cutting a cucumber. Especially since the salad already has cucumber in it.

See this thread (waaaay more pics to come).

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=205898

 

[b&ierstiefel]

yaah, did you see the latest celebrity jeopardy skit when Will Ferrell recently hosted SNL?

Sean Connery's final jeopardy answer cracks me up and fits well with the turd subject matter.

http://www.collegedowntime.com/media/movies.php?title=newsnlcelebrityjeopardy

 

[bananaface]

Yo and I are drunk. But, I am WAY more drunk.