Ahh yes, I've treated a patient with this condition while on safari in the deepest reaches of Tuala Kuminya. It is a condition known as Succus Adiposus or, for those who prefer the greek translation Minos Adipuolos. Essentially, these patients require massive transfusions of lipids in the form of carbohydrates or saturated fats. If I recall correctly, our team agressively fed twinkies, and hamburgers for well over three hours before we were forced to start a vanilla milkshake drip. After 8 hours, the patient developed a massive MI and progressed to cardiac arrest, an unfortunate and common side effect of Adipuolos treatment. To this date, there have only been two reported cases. That is, until the Smallville incident, which makes three.
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