Apologies of the EM Staff

[GeneralVeers]

"No ma'am, I don't know where they keep the extra pillows and the extra soft blankets. Give me $10 and I'd be happy to find you one."

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[mepaRN]

"Did you see the word 'Hilton' out the front? No. This is a hospital, not a hotel and I am not your maid. You can have something to eat after you've been assessed, until then you are not going to starve."

I am also not your sandwich bitch.

 

[deleted109597]

I'm sorry that you refuse to follow up as we tell you to. Thusly, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to manage your chronic pain for free anymore.

 

[spyderdoc]

I'm sorry, I am not going to write a note for you saying that it was OK for you to take a friend's phenobarbital "for a migraine" so when you fail your urine drug screen for parole, you won't end up back in the big house....

PS, Don't let the jail cell door hit you in the ass on your way IN.

 

[that dr. jack]

speaking of jail patients:

i'm sorry you aren't as hard as you thought you were. ya know, real gangstas know what to expect when they hit a cop.