Apologies of the EM Staff

[GeneralVeers]

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"No ma'am, I don't know where they keep the extra pillows and the extra soft blankets. Give me $10 and I'd be happy to find you one."

 

[mepaRN]

"Did you see the word 'Hilton' out the front? No. This is a hospital, not a hotel and I am not your maid. You can have something to eat after you've been assessed, until then you are not going to starve."

I am also not your sandwich bitch.

 

[deleted109597]

I'm sorry that you refuse to follow up as we tell you to. Thusly, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to manage your chronic pain for free anymore.

 

[spyderdoc]

I'm sorry, I am not going to write a note for you saying that it was OK for you to take a friend's phenobarbital "for a migraine" so when you fail your urine drug screen for parole, you won't end up back in the big house....😡

PS, Don't let the jail cell door hit you in the ass on your way IN.

 

[that dr. jack]

speaking of jail patients:

i'm sorry you aren't as hard as you thought you were. ya know, real gangstas know what to expect when they hit a cop.