Just found out there is a 27% Medicare decrease across the board for Jan 1st. Unlikely to be fixed this time.
That's ok, we doctors are already well overpaid, money-hungry, wealthy, elites anyway, right? Obama called me last night, though, and told me he actually saving me money. He explained the whole thing. See, doctors are already paid about 3x as much as we're supposed to make, so really, only cutting our income by 27% is actually a considerable
savings since we're still making over 200% more than we should be making. Needless to say, I was relieved.
Well, I've got to go pick up my Lambo from the shop - I had it shipped to Italy to have a new engine installed. The puny factory 500hp thing was far too weak, so I'm going with a 750hp monster that runs on liquid helium. It's about $80 per gallon, but Obama promises it's worth it since he and Steven Chu are working on getting gas prices to $100/gallon asap. Needless to say, I'm excited.
I was also considering the world's first, solid gold, 6 speed racing transmission, but I think it may be a bit out of my price range. I ran it by Barry and I was pleased to hear he fully endorsed the project. I said, "But Mr. President, I don't have the money to buy a solid gold, 6 speed racing transmission for my Lamborghini," but he said, "No worries, dog, if there's one thing that a career in government has taught me, it's that not having the money should never stop you from buying something you want. Heck, Bush did it, so I can too, baby!" Then Michelle came in the room and I could hear her screaming at the maids about not delivering the caviar at the right temperature. We were going to continue the conversation, but Barry said he really needed a good smoke break. Apparently, all the golf has really been stressing him out.