As a premed I have..... (the proper English version)

[DropkickMurphy]

Now with more options....and the poll

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[Schaden Freud]

Now with more options....and the poll

 

[pcguy2]

LOL... Thai prison. I love it

 

[NickRiviera]

I didn't see any options for a mix-and-match where you completed many of those activities at the same time.

 

[AnEyeLikeMars]

LOL... Thai prison. I love it

I'm just glad he fleshed out the subtleties of prostitution

 

[mr burrito]

I'm just glad he fleshed out the subtleties of prostitution

so it's probably bad that i felt he just scratched the surface?

 

[KaraKiz]

oh my! thats a nice poll. DKM, love ya babe. good work. the original poll, was, how you say, slightly grammatically incorrect..

i would have liked to see the number of people who selected "Prostituted myself to pay for my Kaplan class."

 

[PeripateticMD]

but wait... what if we've been arrested for another crime (and put in jail for a few hours), but got away with it (and it had nothing to do with drugs/alcohol)? (as in, we didn't get convicted)...

 

[KaraKiz]

but wait... what if we've been arrested for another crime (and put in jail for a few hours), but got away with it (and it had nothing to do with drugs/alcohol)? (as in, we didn't get convicted)...

go on.

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Toohotinvegas33]

WOW, DKM I have never seen such a creative poll. Are yuo secretely working for the adcoms to help eliminate applicants? Underage prostitute....wow.

 

[Wanna_B_Scutty]

go on.

*grabs popcorn*

Yup. Tell us about it! Maybe we can help...

 

[spicedmanna]

but wait... what if we've been arrested for another crime (and put in jail for a few hours), but got away with it (and it had nothing to do with drugs/alcohol)? (as in, we didn't get convicted)...

Wait, here's an even better one: what if it was your "friend" who actually did it, but you are just looking for advice to help him?

 

[microgal]

Um hello DKM you forgot "GFE." What use is this poll without "The Girlfriend Experience."

 

[Toohotinvegas33]

DKM's next poll. What dirty, digusting, violating yet erotic things have you done to your bf or gf as a premed eventhough you have taken human A and P.

 

[45408]

I've been asked to leave a bar (22nd birthday), and I've definitely thrown up after drinking. I've also exceeded 100mph - the fastest I've ever gone in a vehicle was as the passenger in a 540hp Camaro SS, and we hit something in excess of 140mph. It was ridiculously fast, and I couldn't even believe how quickly we got up to that speed.

 

[PeripateticMD]

but wait... what if we've been arrested for another crime (and put in jail for a few hours), but got away with it (and it had nothing to do with drugs/alcohol)? (as in, we didn't get convicted)...

well, it's not that crazy of a story. We just broke (literally took a metal bar and broke) into a homeless shelter that had been closed and was being repossessed by the city (they were building a new city hall on the land on and around it) and we reopened it up for business (we had all been working at the homeless shelter before). It was about 18 students, including me and my 2 best friends, and about 20 homeless people. We all spent the night in flexcuffs in jail, and then we were taken to court. It got deferred to a 'moving violation' and we all had to pay $21. The next week, with us all there at the city council meeting, they reallocated 13 million to very low income housing. Ah, the bay area civil disobedience days of my past... and future .

 

[Doctor~Detroit]

this poll sux not!!!

 

[SupergreenMnM]

What if I met the underage prostitute while I was in a Thai prison? That doesn't count, right?

 

[jhu1]

This poll sux ... too many options .. who gives a damn it was under age or over age, if it was black or white ... by the why stealing ideas???

Boring ...

 

[gsmithers68]

This poll sux ... too many options .. who gives a damn it was under age or over age, if it was black or white ... by the why stealing ideas???

Boring ...

At least dpk's is in english and not jibberish. I have to say though... we need a bought porn option damn it. Oh and a mushrooms option. Much more complete poll though

 

[pennybridge]

where's the "had an abortion" option?

DKM you're slipping.

 

[Cirrus83]

I've been asked to leave a bar (22nd birthday), and I've definitely thrown up after drinking. I've also exceeded 100mph - the fastest I've ever gone in a vehicle was as the passenger in a 540hp Camaro SS, and we hit something in excess of 140mph. It was ridiculously fast, and I couldn't even believe how quickly we got up to that speed.

I don't think being a passenger should count, lol.

 

[Cirrus83]

Um hello DKM you forgot "GFE." What use is this poll without "The Girlfriend Experience."

I know, what's the point of having new prostitution options if you're going to drop GFE.

Should throw in a few extra prostitution terms though.

 

[KaraKiz]

well, it's not that crazy of a story. We just broke (literally took a metal bar and broke) into a homeless shelter that had been closed and was being repossessed by the city (they were building a new city hall on the land on and around it) and we reopened it up for business (we had all been working at the homeless shelter before). It was about 18 students, including me and my 2 best friends, and about 20 homeless people. We all spent the night in flexcuffs in jail, and then we were taken to court. It got deferred to a 'moving violation' and we all had to pay $21. The next week, with us all there at the city council meeting, they reallocated 13 million to very low income housing. Ah, the bay area civil disobedience days of my past... and future .

thats exactly why I love san fran - you can break and enter/tresspass and get away without a criminal record - as long as its for a good cause.

 

[Tired Pigeon]

Please, more polls like this.

 

[jochi1543]

YOU FORGOT THE SHROOMS!!!!!

Goddamnit, what kind of doctor are you going to become? *sigh*

 

[45408]

I don't think being a passenger should count, lol.

well, I personally have driven 110mph (at 3am on a freeway 5-6 lanes wide).

 

[PepperMD]

Okay, I admit it, I'm the guy on "To Catch a Predator" who went to the house, got naked, and was caught again the next day trying to meet a kid at McDonalds despite being humiliated on national television by Chris Hansen the day before...

 

[CATallergy]

What did you mean by "puked"? is that similar to throwing out?

 

[Dr OCD]

exceed 100 in driving or on an exam jk jk

 

[KnuxNole]

Cheated in Bio 2 Final, got really wasted night before and walked away with a 98

 

[xx216xx]

Cheated in Bio 2 Final, got really wasted night before and walked away with a 98

that's not exactly something to brag about

 

[c0mpletec0ntrol]

that's not exactly something to brag about

haha someones jealous

 

[racerx]

Exceeded 100 and got paid for it!
Too bad my @$$ is too fat to make money doing THAT anymore. I guess there is still the "GFE tuition payment option" if I "tuck" strategically.

 

[xx216xx]

haha someones jealous

jealous because that fool is proud he got wasted the night before his final and then cheated on it in order to make a 98? Why the hell would i be jealous of a person like that? I'm very proud of the fact that my grades are earned.

 

[deleted128318]

jealous because that fool is proud he got wasted the night before his final and then cheated on it in order to make a 98? Why the hell would i be jealous of a person like that? I'm very proud of the fact that my grades are earned.

whoa there. you need to go knock out a few of those poll options.