Attn: Acceptance Predictor

[wholeheartedly]

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Hey folks, meant to post this earlier.

SDN is now offering a new data driven program to predict your chances of an acceptance. Check it out

http://www.studentdoctor.net/2016/0...erstanding-numerics-new-exceptional-recruits/

 

[Eccesignum]

Hey folks, meant to post this earlier.

SDN is now offering a new data driven program to predict your chances of an acceptance. Check it out

http://www.studentdoctor.net/2016/0...erstanding-numerics-new-exceptional-recruits/

Wow, this was spot-on. Wish I'd done this before I applied 😀

 

[Shotapp]

if you have had any withdrawals in your transcript, you can't get a determination of your chances with this predictive modeling calculator...bummer

 

[QofQuimica]

What do you think it means if that thing predicts I can't be accepted and I'm already a physician? It's like the algorithm knows I'm lying, man.

 

[wholeheartedly]

What do you think it means if that thing predicts I can't be accepted and I'm already a physician? It's like the algorithm knows I'm lying, man.

My natural blonde hair color is apparently inconsistent with being a physician...

 

[it'sabeautifullife]

Very good-- April Fools -- scrubs and selfies and Nobel Prizes .

 

[Shotapp]

I fell for it...lol

 

[Ad2b]

I feel for it. 🙁

Then realized:

I also fell for CLOOBERTS (read blind gossip) 😆

I fell for kitty litter pan (cake) at work and avoided like the plague (they melted tootsie rolls and put on top in a "fashion" )

Good job, SDN!

 

[esob]

Number of classmates you have given false information to in order to improve the curve?

If only there had been an option to select the data driven script I've established in order to continually flood quizlet with incorrect answers in an effort to increase the curve... 🙁

 

[228]

"Based on our data, any amount of W's result in no acceptances?"


Am I screwed or am I screwed?


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[228]

Eta: Welp I took the bait






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[wholeheartedly]

This is one of my faves from the 1st.

 

[redj]

hahahah esurance for the win!

 

[Ad2b]

at first "skim" I though it said Erection Insurance (mind goes everywhere, and no where at all 😉 )

 

[jujak04]

This was hilarious!

 

[ubermevin]

LOL!!!!!! I got a score of 73. The results indicated that I should go for nursing school 🙁

SDN got me until I read this thread LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I got accepted to medical school alread..so i am not saying I didn't have a little doubt on the predictor's credibility 🙂

 

[Ad2b]

SDN got me until I read this thread LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should've seen my first comment on this thread. @it'sabeautifullife - told me off line... then I was

Least they could have done is when I typed in my age popped up a BIG RED FLAG saying, "AARP --> " 😆 followed by "Medical school is not the make-a-wish foundation for old farts."

Seriously, make me go all the way to "Blond" before I quit???