Bad medical puns...read at your own risk!

[v-tach]

Fictitious medical book titles:

"Opening Blocked Arteries" by Angie O'Plasty
"Cardiac Arrest" by V. Fibb and A. Systole
"Chest Pain" by Ann Jyna
"Dangerous Arrhythmias" by Vee Tacke
"A Shocking Experience" by Dee Fibrillator
"Blood Pressure Regulation" by Angie O'Tensin
"Vomiting" by Emma Cis
"Jaundice" by Billy Rubin

Anyone have any more? 😀

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[VPDcurt]

"Relieving Sexual Tension" by Anita Hanjob


PS - did you really take all the time to come up with those?

 

[SanDiegoSOD]

Where do I throw the tomatoes? 😉 😀

 

[kt.charlong]

Haha....omg...hahaha!!! *falls off her chair*....Ok, Im over it...those are the best...

 

[v-tach]

"Relieving Sexual Tension" by Anita Hanjob


PS - did you really take all the time to come up with those?

Actually, what happened was that I saw a list of similar things and then for the rest of that evening at random times, something would pop into my head...part of it was also that I got into a conversation about it with one of my friends. In other words, it didn't take long.

 

[terzian]

stolen from ER:

How do you tell a prostate from a garden hose?
There's a vas deferens!
(if you don't get it, say it out loud )

 

[WilliamD]

stolen from ER:

How do you tell a prostate from a garden hose?
There's a vas deferens!
(if you don't get it, say it out loud )

Thats pretty funny, because I thought of this joke earlier today and went looking for it on google and couldn't find it (i just knew the vas deferens punchline), and now I just stumbled upon it. That made my day! 😎

 

[LiNk]

URINE: opposite of "you're out"

We just hired a molecular biologist. Man, is he small.

Q: what do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The nucleus

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 😀 😀 😀

 

[priyanka]

LOL Hilarious

 

[MADSTAB]

Overseeing Doctor: Are you ready to try your hand at knee surgery
New resident: sure, I'll take a stab at it

 

[russiandoc]

Translated from Russian, so it may not be too funny but...
A doctor walks into a patients room after he has passed and asks the nurse, Did he sweat before he died?
Nurse: Yes
Doctor: Ok. Have a good day.

Not funny hugh.

 

[TexPre-Med]

Translated from Russian, so it may not be too funny but...
A doctor walks into a patients room after he has passed and asks the nurse, Did he sweat before he died?
Nurse: Yes
Doctor: Ok. Have a good day.

Not funny hugh.

Dude, you ruined the thread! Not funny. The rest of you ---- pure genius!

 

[v-tach]

A couple more...

"Full Bladders" by Anita P. Badly
"Tummy Trouble" by Chuck Chow and Ivana Hurl

 

[USERX]

Translated from Russian, so it may not be too funny but...
A doctor walks into a patients room after he has passed and asks the nurse, Did he sweat before he died?
Nurse: Yes
Doctor: Ok. Have a good day.

Not funny hugh.

Dude, I'm Russian and that still doesn't make sense...