Bend over and take it...

[BeMD13]

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I work as a standardized patient at a nearby medical school's simulation center. My boss really needed more people to volunteer for rectal and pelvic exams and I didn't want to say no since I am really hoping for an acceptance at that school. I ended up agreeing to do it... but only with the students from other schools and programs. How awkward would that be to start school there and bump into one of my examiners in the library?? Anyway, now I am being asked on my supplemental about updated experience. I don't have many other updates so should I mention this or avoid it completely?? I'm not sure how I would handle those interview questions. Honestly, I am not sure how my interviewers would handle the questions either!

Edit: forgot to mention that the role has a separate title of teaching associate.

 

[NotASerialKiller]

I'm pretty impressed that with that title this isn't a troll thread

 

[leonardoson]

"Did you get fingers up your butt just to come to this medical school?"

If I was an interviewer that's what I would ask. That's why I'm not an interviewer.

 

[Mad Jack]

Man, I've heard of eating a poop hotdog to get into medical school, but being turned into a sock puppet to get in? OP is really breaking new ground here.

 

[leonardoson]

Man, I've heard of eating a poop hotdog to get into medical school, but being turned into a sock puppet to get in? OP is really breaking new ground here.

I think he/she is setting a new standard. If you don't have "volunteer for rectal and pelvic exams" on your resume in a couple year, you will not be competitive.

 

[NotYou20]

 

[777137]

I think he/she is setting a new standard. If you don't have "volunteer for rectal and pelvic exams" on your resume in a couple year, you will not be competitive.

Nah dude, this'll turn into the EMT thing. It will be considered glorified fisting as an EC, now that's something anyone can do (not everyone can drive!). What would really impress me is being a practice dummy for inserting catheters

 

[AnatomyGrey12]

Sometimes SDN makes me question my sanity, and then it delivers solid internet gold. Every. Time.

 

[BeMD13]

 

[Mad Jack]

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Do not put butt stuff on your app, as a general rule.

 

[BeMD13]

Do not put butt stuff on your app, as a general rule.

Not even if I am a Teaching ASSociate??

 

[JustAPhD]

Little does OP know, but he has just ushered in a new wave of ECs that future neurotic premeds will feel the need to have. In a few years, this will be equivilant to research, with the majority of applicant having this, erm, unique experience.

 

[Catalystik]

I work as a standardized patient at a nearby medical school's simulation center.

Edit: forgot to mention that the role has a separate title of teaching associate.

Not even if I am a Teaching ASSociate??

I totally missed that in the original post, as I suspect most others did. Well done.

 

[LizzyM]

I work as a standardized patient at a nearby medical school's simulation center. My boss really needed more people to volunteer for rectal and pelvic exams and I didn't want to say no since I am really hoping for an acceptance at that school. I ended up agreeing to do it... but only with the students from other schools and programs. How awkward would that be to start school there and bump into one of my examiners in the library??

No worries.... No one will remember your face. Just keep your pants on in the library.

 

[solitarius]

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🤣🤣🤣

 

[282NC]

This thread has serious potential.

 

[Lost In Transcription]

OP, this has opened up a hole lot of opportunities

 

[Lost In Transcription]

In other news, the top 3 most related threads about bending over are in SPF....

 

[Catalystik]

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OP, this has opened up a hole lot of opportunities

Butt only if you keep the end in sight.

 

[Lost In Transcription]

other applicants will be wishing they had done something unique like this in HINDsight

 

[Lost In Transcription]

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Butt only if you keep the end in sight.

/win

 

[leonardoson]

I work as a standardized patient at a nearby medical school's simulation center. .

After re-reading this, I think you spelled "stimulation" wrong

 

[BeMD13]

After re-reading this, I think you spelled "stimulation" wrong

Hahahaha!!!

 

[mistafab]

This thread delivers on all fronts, butt especially backs.

 

[NimbleNavigator]

pics or it didn't happen