Here is the secret formula for calculating your odds of matching,
Step 1. Start with the following calculation = (0.1 x USMLE score) + (.22 x percentage of clerkship honors)
+ (number of posters/publications) + (0.5 x number of volunteer positions).
Step 2. Multiple above total by three. If greater than 100, go to step 10. If less than 100,
go to step 3.
Step 3. Add 20 for AOA. Subtract 60 for FMG. Subtract 10 if you have been labeled
a 'gunner' or ask more than 10 questions in any auditorium lecture.
If greater than 100, go to step 10. If less than 100, go to step 4.
Step 4. If MD/PHD, add 5 if number of friends exceeds years of post-college
academic training. Subtract 10 if years of academic training exceeds
number of friends. Number of friends to be confirmed by Facebook.
If non-MD/PHD, go to step 5.
Step 5. Add 5 for amazing personal statement. Subtract 5 for boring personal statement.
If greater than 100, go to step 10. If less than 100, go to step 6.
Step 6. Hold a 20lb weight (straight arm in front of you) for 3 minutes. Have family or friend measure
total tremor deviation. Subtract total deviation (in mm) from total from Step 5. If
no deviation, go to step 10.
Step 7. Add 10 for big wig letter. Subtract 10 for generic big wig letter. If greater than 100, go to step 10.
If less than 100, go to step 8.
Step 8. Subtract 2 for each ummm, uhhh, or profanity word uttered at an interview. Subtract 5
if you are second-guessing this formula.
Step 9. The resultant number is your odds of matching (ie, 90 = 90% chance).
Step 10. Congratulations, you have matched without an interview. Break out the stogie and whiskey.
Just send your preferred residency selection to SFMatch (first come, first served).
Shhhh, don't tell anyone.
In all seriousness, the more ophthalmology projects, the better. But, if you are mercenary about it, you will get caught.