Um, seriously, why? I understand the feeling of needing total disclosure and honesty, but are you prepared for the effect those are going to have on your application? Are you prepared to have every single potential interviewer/adcom/anyone else grill you on those offenses? Are you prepared to defend your rationale, or lack thereof, for those MIPs?
While I would never sanction lying on any med application, if the information is not required, why set up a long, hard road? Unless you can spin your bad behavior into an inspiring--and true--story of personal redemption...I can't tell you this is the wisest course of action.
Edit: Let me be clear: if the status of those MIPs meets the requirement for listing on your app, then of course you must. If it *does not*, then you must choose between pure ethics and the reality of applying to medical school.