Birth Control ?

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LADoc00

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Who the hell came up with this POS:
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Nuvaring my ass, this is chemical warfare pure and simple.

Im getting a big mouthful of Estrogen everytime I attempt oral sex and now Im paranoid about getting man titties.

How short sighted is big pharma??
 
LADoc00 said:
Who the hell came up with this POS:
ring.jpg


Nuvaring my ass, this is chemical warfare pure and simple.

Im getting a big mouthful of Estrogen everytime I attempt oral sex and now Im paranoid about getting man titties.

How short sighted is big pharma??

:laugh:

This reminds me of that one episode from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" when Larry wore a "maximun duartion condom", which contained Lidocaine, IN-SIDE OUT. As a result, Larry's wife got a numb vagina and pelvis for a whole week!

Very funny.
 
Funnily enough, when I was at a drug rep dinner about the nuva ring, someone asked that very question - how much estrogen does a man receive when giving oral sex to someone wearing a nuva ring?

The answer - Negligible, but if the guy can take it out with his tongue, the woman should keep him!

(Mind you, all the above noted people were male. And the dinner deteriorated after that.)
 
fuzzyerin said:
Funnily enough, when I was at a drug rep dinner about the nuva ring, someone asked that very question - how much estrogen does a man receive when giving oral sex to someone wearing a nuva ring?

The answer - Negligible, but if the guy can take it out with his tongue, the woman should keep him!
(Mind you, all the above noted people were male. And the dinner deteriorated after that.)


:laugh: :laugh:
 
I thought men always wanted hooters. More fun when you're alone? No, seriously, I have heard aweful things about this. I have never used it, but I can't see me trying. Same way the hard strings from an IUD always seem to freak me out when it is offered to me (among other reasons).
 
An ex-g/f of mine tried it and had a horrible reaction. She hard horrible mood swings and breakdowns until she finally got off it.
 
fuzzyerin said:
Funnily enough, when I was at a drug rep dinner about the nuva ring, someone asked that very question - how much estrogen does a man receive when giving oral sex to someone wearing a nuva ring?

The answer - Negligible, but if the guy can take it out with his tongue, the woman should keep him!

(Mind you, all the above noted people were male. And the dinner deteriorated after that.)

I cant possibly believe it is functional as birth control but somehow doesnt expose men to risk. I perform oral sex for 30 min easily/session at 6-7 sessions/week that has add up to some serious exposure. It doesnt take a porn star accidently tongue the ring either. As a woman orgasms it slips down the vagina right towards you, like a chemical rat trap. Screw manually bringing her to orgasm because your finger will grip it when you are going for her g-spot.
 
LADoc00 said:
I cant possibly believe it is functional as birth control but somehow doesnt expose men to risk. I perform oral sex for 30 min easily/session at 6-7 sessions/week that has add up to some serious exposure. It doesnt take a porn star accidently tongue the ring either. As a woman orgasms it slips down the vagina right towards you, like a chemical rat trap. Screw manually bringing her to orgasm because your finger will grip it when you are going for her g-spot.
WOW!! 30 min session 6-7x a weeK??!! Damn! But on an other note. I have personaly used the Nuva ring and had no problems, either did my husband. He did not sprout any B!tch titties or have an fall out out problems, or even feel the thing, for the year I was on it. I think what we were told by the rep, regards to fall out, women with uterine prolapse/relaxation are the ones that may have more increase incidents with fall out. Unless you are really digging for it you probably won't find it(as the male). Now, I understand we can really get graphic but let's try not to go there...yet :laugh: .
 
LADoc00 said:
I cant possibly believe it is functional as birth control but somehow doesnt expose men to risk. I perform oral sex for 30 min easily/session at 6-7 sessions/week that has add up to some serious exposure. It doesnt take a porn star accidently tongue the ring either. As a woman orgasms it slips down the vagina right towards you, like a chemical rat trap. Screw manually bringing her to orgasm because your finger will grip it when you are going for her g-spot.

How do you have time for this endeavor?
 
mysophobe said:
An ex-g/f of mine tried it and had a horrible reaction. She hard horrible mood swings and breakdowns until she finally got off it.
See I'm on that and I wonder if this might be part of my mood. But I still have 6 months worth left!!! 😱 I stocked up on it before moving. Since the ring is continuous release of hormones I would think that it would level the mood swings (part of the reason why I was interested in it)

I love the ring but that's just me. The hubby doesn't seem to have any issues with it. It does the job. With minimal risks to the XY 😉
 
That's good. Sporadically throughout the day, she would go from laughing to crying to laughing to sobbing in less than two minutes. This continued until she got off it.
 
Flea girl said:
. Unless you are really digging for it you probably won't find it(as the male). .

I must be a some type of digging mole then.
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See I'm on that and I wonder if this might be part of my mood. But I still have 6 months worth left!!! I stocked up on it before moving. Since the ring is continuous release of hormones I would think that it would level the mood swings (part of the reason why I was interested in it)

Doesn't sound like the right kind of medication for you. How long have you been on it? You should give new bc at least 3 months if it contains hormones, but if you notice a difference in mood it may be time to go back to your GYN.
 
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