Jeezy peezy, let Zip paint the perfect night for ya.... Take wife and child out to a fancy restaurant prior to your dinner party. Afterwards, go with wife and child to mall and mosey on in to a Victoria's Secret store and buy your wife somethin' sexy as all get out with gushes of "I love you's" and "you're the best". Drop them off at the motel and attend the party and get a few long island ice teas in ya. Hook up with some single CA-3s and head to a few gentleman's clubs. Buy a round of lap dances for the CA-3s and have a good time. Breeze on in to the motel at around 3AM and make wild,passionate love to your wife. Wake up in AM with breakfast in bed for wife and child despite your raging hangover. Now ain't that the best plan ya heard yet? Regards, ---Zip