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I saw these pictures while looking for drug images on google. I thought they were hilarious, and in serious need of captioning. Enjoy!
"Shhh, Jefferson! Get my camera, it's the rare Senior Asian Pharmacist! I need to get this on film! The boys at the country club won't dare believe me!"
"OMG! I'm so glad my insurance covered my suppositories!"
"Us glamorous young girls can take as many pills as we want. We're wild, crazy, and party with Paris Hilton!"
"I can't seem to keep my birth control pill in place. I've had to insert three already, and it's only been an hour since I picked them up. Can I have 'Nuvaring' instead? I hear you chew it like Bubblegum, and it tastes 'original', right?"
"Look how ethnic we are! We're taking Vitamins! Both of us are Ethnic! Kill Whitey! We're so ethnic!"
"I need attention! Someone please find me! I don't want to actually have to take these pills I purposely sprawled across the bed! I'm so drama!"
"$1.00? Medicaid is down? I'm not paying for that! ("It's your child's 'Amoxicillin', Ma'am). Look, I'll trade you these 'Xanax', I sell them on the street all the time for $25 a pill."
"That will be $4.00. Would you like to super-size that for only .69? That comes with one extra 30-day supply!"
"Bloody Brilliant, Jefferson! Cracker Jack Luck I have, yet another Senior Asian Pharmacist performing the complex task of looking at medicine!"
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"Shhh, Jefferson! Get my camera, it's the rare Senior Asian Pharmacist! I need to get this on film! The boys at the country club won't dare believe me!"
"OMG! I'm so glad my insurance covered my suppositories!"
"Us glamorous young girls can take as many pills as we want. We're wild, crazy, and party with Paris Hilton!"
"I can't seem to keep my birth control pill in place. I've had to insert three already, and it's only been an hour since I picked them up. Can I have 'Nuvaring' instead? I hear you chew it like Bubblegum, and it tastes 'original', right?"
"Look how ethnic we are! We're taking Vitamins! Both of us are Ethnic! Kill Whitey! We're so ethnic!"
"I need attention! Someone please find me! I don't want to actually have to take these pills I purposely sprawled across the bed! I'm so drama!"
"$1.00? Medicaid is down? I'm not paying for that! ("It's your child's 'Amoxicillin', Ma'am). Look, I'll trade you these 'Xanax', I sell them on the street all the time for $25 a pill."
"That will be $4.00. Would you like to super-size that for only .69? That comes with one extra 30-day supply!"
"Bloody Brilliant, Jefferson! Cracker Jack Luck I have, yet another Senior Asian Pharmacist performing the complex task of looking at medicine!"
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