Choosing a Specialty: MDDoubleD Answers the Age Old Question

[MDDoubleD]

In light of the barrage of "Which specialty should I choose?Please help." threads, I, MDDoubleD, the smartest man alive, will give the definitive answer. Enjoy.

Neurosurgery: SpineBrain not work, make SpineBrain work.
Urology: PenisBladder not work, make PenisBladder work.
Ortho: Bone not work, make bone work
Optho: Eye not work, make eye work
ENT: ENT not work, make ENT work
CT: HeartChest not work, make HeartChest work
SurgOnc: Cell reproduction not work/work too well, make stop
General: Abdomen-ish area not work, make abdomen-ish area work
OB/GYN: Vagina not work, make vagina work. Vagina in middle of working, help vagina work. Page Peds.

Tax Accountant: If none of the above appeals to you, a career as a tax accountant offers good hours and reasonable pay in a clean environment.

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[joker2400]

Tax accounting is the most boring form of accounting, which is a firmly boring field to begin with

 

[MDDoubleD]

Tax accounting is the most boring form of accounting, which is a firmly boring field to begin with

Meh.

 

[SLUser11]

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