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- Dec 21, 2007
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Me without a beard?
Boyish. Sullen. Depressed. Unimpressive.
Me with a beard?
Rugged. Handsome. Intellectual. Trustworthy. Awesome.
Like Samson (and Doc Samson) before me, my power obviously stems from the enigmatic aura of my chestnut whiskers.
Clearly, psychiatry is the field of beards. From Alois Alzheimer and Freud to Eugen Bleuler and Emil Kraepelin, the great minds of psychiatry have been supported by dignified facial-follicular augmentation.
Conclusion: I must choose psychiatry as my specialty. It is akin to Aragorn ascending the throne of the Reunited Kingdom -- it is my destiny.
I am here to offer advice to those who lack the talismanic beard:
1) Become a male.
2) Rub manly things on your face, such as gunpowder, Hustler magazines, large slabs of red meat, various sports equipment, beer and axle grease -- hair will spring forth in no time.
Tell me, friends, how many of you have made the decision to allow your manhood to bound free upon your face?
Boyish. Sullen. Depressed. Unimpressive.
Me with a beard?
Rugged. Handsome. Intellectual. Trustworthy. Awesome.
Like Samson (and Doc Samson) before me, my power obviously stems from the enigmatic aura of my chestnut whiskers.
Clearly, psychiatry is the field of beards. From Alois Alzheimer and Freud to Eugen Bleuler and Emil Kraepelin, the great minds of psychiatry have been supported by dignified facial-follicular augmentation.
Conclusion: I must choose psychiatry as my specialty. It is akin to Aragorn ascending the throne of the Reunited Kingdom -- it is my destiny.
I am here to offer advice to those who lack the talismanic beard:
1) Become a male.
2) Rub manly things on your face, such as gunpowder, Hustler magazines, large slabs of red meat, various sports equipment, beer and axle grease -- hair will spring forth in no time.
Tell me, friends, how many of you have made the decision to allow your manhood to bound free upon your face?