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2 days does not a necrobump make. Moreover, your post was not inane.
Ug.
Was thinking about this thread this morning... with a slew of deputies, photographers and detectives in the department for a case that is going to land another subpoena in my box as a witness for the prosecution, assuming our evidence will catch the bastard. Did get some good DNA. Yeah, I love telling victims that. "I've got good news and ooky news... we got DNA, but... we got DNA."
Most of these cases don't get to me like this one, as we sort of get used to the awful stuff. But this one just hit home, I guess. Merry Christmas.
I know this is an odd necrobump, but I get to go into trial as a witness tomorrow. I've got a patient of mine from residency suing another physician.
I'm no longer at that institution, so I ask for records to review before I testify. The secretary sends over a 130 page fax, that requires me to stand by the machine the whole time because our fax is a broke-ass piece of crap that was replaced this morning (of course).
Out of the 130 pages, only about 4 are even slightly relevant. Only one note is from me and it's missing the first page, so I have no idea what the date of the encounter is from it. A solid 1/3rd of the pages are one of those patient education pamphlets you can print out in Cerner about back pain, which was printed about 7 times, for some reason.
Tommorow is going to be interesting.
Do NOT let them turn you into an expert witness. You are a FACT witness. You should only talk about what you saw, what you did, what you discussed (as documented), etc. If it involves your opinion of how something was handled, it's likely expert witness testimony. If they say to the jury to tender you as an expert witness, you know they're trying to get your expert testimony for free. Be straightforward and tell them the notes that they sent were irrelevant as they did not send your documentation.
Limit what you say to your note only. If it's not documented, don't go out on a limb unless you clearly remember the patient and what happened that wasn't documented.