Chuck Norris

[8744]

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Chuck Norris has a GCS of 16.

If he roundhouse kicks you your GCS will be 2.

 

[Mr. McDuck]

I think you forgot the negative sign before that 2.

 

[8744]

I think you forgot the negative sign before that 2.

If I have to explain it won't be funny.

 

[dchristismi]

If I have to explain it won't be funny.

Agreed.
Nice one Panda.

 

[Wackie]

Do you Decerebrate your meeting with Chuck Norris?

Hyuck, hyuck. Decerebrate...celebrate...

Oh all right! I appologize! The way I was taught to remember the difference between decerebrate and decorticate is that decerebrate is closer to celebrating...hands held out sorta like dancing rather than arms contracting to midline
It's much funnier when you're there and you get the demonstration that goes along with such offensive teachings..



Please don't punch me. 🙁

 

[8744]

Third year medical student to attending: Sir, the patient has a GCS of 18.

Attending: Good lord. Call Harvard. We've got one of their boys.

 

[8744]

PA to Attending: On arrival the patient had a GCS of zero.

Attending: That's like, what, absolute zero? He doesn't look that bad.

 

[8744]

PA to attending: The patient has a GCS of 9.

Attending: Where is he?

PA: He's in the bathroom.

Attending: I hope someone's in there holding his dick for him.

 

[8744]

Sorry. I just took the ATLS course and I've got GCS on the brain.