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I am at my apartment... No vending machines here...

Oh and I do not keep junk food around in my apartment, at least there is none that belongs to me, because I know I will eat all of it...😳 So, in order not to have the temptation, I do not keep it in the apartment at all...

I have some oranges and a pear that was apparently stabbed by the top of another pear, so it is starting to rot :barf:

well...I let go for a night...I just had fries 🙁 and a cup of lo mein...yeah can you say "a two-a-day is in store for riceman04 tomorrow"
 
Long day... basically 8:15-6:45, and I did not go to lab today...

And I am still hungry... I tried a CLIF bar and it tasted like raw banana nut bread mixed with chalk and a granola bar... But it fills you up...
Clif Bars are to die for. For my hike this summer, if it ever gets off the ground, you best believe I'm stocking up.
 
Clif Bars are to die for. For my hike this summer, if it ever gets off the ground, you best believe I'm stocking up.

okay, i need to let the world know this:
yesterday, during a long workout, i had to eat in the middle of it to continue going. I downed a blueberry crisp clif bar. and then I found myself in a group fitness class, working harder to keep from farting, than on my abs. 😳
damn that blueberry crisp...
 
Have you ever used Cytomax, Matt? I got a free sample when I volunteered at the Philly 1/2 marathon and used it during a spin class. I felt it worked well, but I don't know if I had some placebo effect going on.
 
okay, i need to let the world know this:
yesterday, during a long workout, i had to eat in the middle of it to continue going. I downed a blueberry crisp clif bar. and then I found myself in a group fitness class, working harder to keep from farting, than on my abs. 😳
damn that blueberry crisp...

😆
 
okay, i need to let the world know this:
yesterday, during a long workout, i had to eat in the middle of it to continue going. I downed a blueberry crisp clif bar. and then I found myself in a group fitness class, working harder to keep from farting, than on my abs. 😳
damn that blueberry crisp...

FTW :laugh:
 
okay, i need to let the world know this:
yesterday, during a long workout, i had to eat in the middle of it to continue going. I downed a blueberry crisp clif bar. and then I found myself in a group fitness class, working harder to keep from farting, than on my abs. 😳
damn that blueberry crisp...
🤣
 
Official do-or-die protocol says wash 1 hour with changes every 15 minutes post-fix, then 5 minutes into oxidizer, then 2 hours of washing with changes every 15, then silver nitrate for 15 minutes, then develop for 15, and race to take a picture before the thing becomes an unreadable black mess.

Weird. Thankfully I work in a small lab that's lax with protocols and re-inventing them!

I am in 😍 with the Clif's Kids bars. They are good for you, low cal, and really really yummy.

They make Kids bars? Ooh, must try. I love their Crunchy Peanut Bar.... mmm, nom nom nom.
 
okay, i need to let the world know this:
yesterday, during a long workout, i had to eat in the middle of it to continue going. I downed a blueberry crisp clif bar. and then I found myself in a group fitness class, working harder to keep from farting, than on my abs. 😳
damn that blueberry crisp...

lol
 
okay, i need to let the world know this:
yesterday, during a long workout, i had to eat in the middle of it to continue going. I downed a blueberry crisp clif bar. and then I found myself in a group fitness class, working harder to keep from farting, than on my abs. 😳
damn that blueberry crisp...

That happens to me all the time during the winter when I run on the treadmills in the gym. I just fart and act like someone else did it. :meanie:
 
Have you ever used Cytomax, Matt? I got a free sample when I volunteered at the Philly 1/2 marathon and used it during a spin class. I felt it worked well, but I don't know if I had some placebo effect going on.

I HAVE used CytoMax...i've seen it in a LOT of endurance events I've been to as well. However, I must say after much product sampling, that AminoVital is my absolute favorite sports drink! I think I like it even moreso because I have had several "perfect nutrition" races while using it...
 
That happens to me all the time during the winter when I run on the treadmills in the gym. I just fart and act like someone else did it. :meanie:

funny-pictures-farting-kitten.jpg
 
Caught a ride back home. I only slept 3 hours yesterday. This is proof I will be fine in residency. Now I shall sleep because I am no longer on call 🙂

*beep*

Head to OR #3 immediately, we need you to fill in for another intern.
 
That happens to me all the time during the winter when I run on the treadmills in the gym. I just fart and act like someone else did it. :meanie:

punk!!!!

just like those little girls in my spinning class!

I made the mistake of taking a bike with barely any space between in an the one in front of me. This chick spinning in front of me decided to fart all damn class...and when we were in third position (standing up hands out at top of the handles) I got first wiff as it came out :barf::barf:

At times it was if she was farting on beat with the music :laugh:
 
punk!!!!

just like those little girls in my spinning class!

I made the mistake of taking a bike with barely any space between in an the one in front of me. This chick spinning in front of me decided to fart all damn class...and when we were in third position (standing up hands out at top of the handles) I got first wiff as it came out :barf::barf:

At times it was if she was farting on beat with the music :laugh:

^protein => ^frequence and ^potency of gas
 
punk!!!!

just like those little girls in my spinning class!

I made the mistake of taking a bike with barely any space between in an the one in front of me. This chick spinning in front of me decided to fart all damn class...and when we were in third position (standing up hands out at top of the handles) I got first wiff as it came out :barf::barf:

At times it was if she was farting on beat with the music :laugh:
🤣:laugh:🤣:laugh:
 
punk!!!!

just like those little girls in my spinning class!

I made the mistake of taking a bike with barely any space between in an the one in front of me. This chick spinning in front of me decided to fart all damn class...and when we were in third position (standing up hands out at top of the handles) I got first wiff as it came out :barf::barf:

At times it was if she was farting on beat with the music :laugh:

Wow, that is seriously foul. I just let it all out at once.. :meanie: This usually happens ONLY when I've been eating "catered" sandwiches at the hospital. I'm sick of that crap, but it's free for me on Wednesdays. Otherwise, being outside is great...

BTW funkmonk, just accepted your friend request on facebook - look at our mutual friends- one of them is my cousin! Looks like you went to high school with her in LA. Heh.. small world. And of course the other is that dastardly Texas landowner-turned Californicator.
 
Wow, that is seriously foul. I just let it all out at once.. :meanie: This usually happens ONLY when I've been eating "catered" sandwiches at the hospital. I'm sick of that crap, but it's free for me on Wednesdays. Otherwise, being outside is great...

i like making a side trip into the men's locker room for the sole purpose of relieving pressurized gas in my bowels.
lol i always think its such a punk move to make on all the people in the locker room! ahaha man...yeah, that's right sir, i just came in here to fart!
i need more fart stories, plz.
 
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