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are you a bitter Sacramento fan or something
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I took your advice, Rice. I got someone to run with me in the morning. Force myself to actual follow through on my workout plans.

that's awesome dude. Having a workout partner always helps...you can push each other
 
i like making a side trip into the men's locker room for the sole purpose of relieving pressurized gas in my bowels.
Lol i always think its such a punk move to make on all the people in the locker room! Ahaha man...yeah, that's right sir, i just came in here to fart!
I need more fart stories, plz.

haha omg that is classic!! I will (not) probably try that next time i'm standing next to a spandex clad hottie in the gym =d freakn hilarious tho 😆 "just when you make eye contact with that special girl from across the room...go show her the bodily control you possess downstairs; she is sure to be taken aback!"

Tmi. Tmi. Tmi.
 
Its really not TMI. Yesterday we were talking tumor immunology and PSA/PCA screening came up. We talked about the blood test... and then the instructor asked what else can be done, so I answered "prostate exam." Well, he wouldn't let me go until I literally said "finger up the rectum." He then went on to say, stop blushing, you're going to be a doctor. That in my opinion is a bit more "risque" than farting.
 
Its really not TMI. Yesterday we were talking tumor immunology and PSA/PCA screening came up. We talked about the blood test... and then the instructor asked what else can be done, so I answered "prostate exam." Well, he wouldn't let me go until I literally said "finger up the rectum." He then went on to say, stop blushing, you're going to be a doctor. That in my opinion is a bit more "risque" than farting.

Yes, but I'd rather not know about the lengths you boys go to to relieve yourselves in public or otherwise.:laugh:
 
So I'm going home to see the great grandma (95 y/o) this weekend. I'm gonna pack some stuff up tonight... but I just realized I have so much piddly crap its unbelievable. So, after class, I'm getting a big garbage bag and chucking a lot away. I love having to sort through stuff before being able to move it.
 
So I'm going home to see the great grandma (95 y/o) this weekend. I'm gonna pack some stuff up tonight... but I just realized I have so much piddly crap its unbelievable. So, after class, I'm getting a big garbage bag and chucking a lot away. I love having to sort through stuff before being able to move it.
I had to/have to do that too. I have so many clothes to donate, such little time.
 
I have so much piddly crap its unbelievable. So, after class, I'm getting a big garbage bag and chucking a lot away. I love having to sort through stuff before being able to move it.

Ugh, same here. I started working on it a couple weeks ago. I have a little cousin that's the size below me, so it works well.
 
I need to go get the mail so that I can call back (and be done with) this dude that keeps hitting on me.

FYI: Hitting on me will not make your transcript arrive any faster.
 
Yes, but I'd rather not know about the lengths you boys go to to relieve yourselves in public or otherwise.:laugh:

But these activities aren't necessarily male-specific 😕 I've met girls who can stink it up with the best of them. And I am sure there are sneaky GI ninjas in the womens' locker rooms too. 😉
 
But these activities aren't necessarily male-specific 😕 I've met girls who can stink it up with the best of them. And I am sure there are sneaky GI ninjas in the womens' locker rooms too. 😉

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...GI ninjas. I'll have to remember that one for my boyfriend. Farting has to be his favorite pastime. Evil b****rd is lactose intolerant but ice cream is his favorite food.
 
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...GI ninjas. I'll have to remember that one for my boyfriend. Farting has to be his favorite pastime. Evil b****rd is lactose intolerant but ice cream is his favorite food.

Oh dear... that's NOT a good combination lol.

On an unrelated note, I'm considering the prospect of playing the lottery daily. Maybe PowerBall can be my source of financial aid..
 
Yay, so now some random lurker knows that the general subject of conversation for the last three pages has been...farting.

Oh boy.
 
I'm going to the casino this weekend.

Maybe mom, dad, or I can win big. :laugh:

Big money! Big money! No whammies!!! STOP!

...somebody might decide to show up in person to thank you for the expedient handling of his transcripts though 😍
 
Yay, so now some random lurker knows that the general subject of conversation for the last three pages has been...farting.

Oh boy.

LOL-I was a lurker until I posted last night ( in the midst of the farting convo) and I thought the same thing. But I grew up with lots of boy cousins and have been de-sensitized to fart humor, so I laughed pretty hard when I read it.

On an unrelated note, I'm considering the prospect of playing the lottery daily. Maybe PowerBall can be my source of financial aid..

I have been actually playing the lottery for that reason!! My dad plays all the time, so we pull our money together and have "strategies" like filling out every powerball number and other useless ideas, haha. I always think about how awesome it would be to leave med school debt free. Although when I told my mom this she said there would be no way I would go to med school if I won the lottery😕
 
I have been actually playing the lottery for that reason!! My dad plays all the time, so we pull our money together and have "strategies" like filling out every powerball number and other useless ideas, haha. I always think about how awesome it would be to leave med school debt free. Although when I told my mom this she said there would be no way I would go to med school if I won the lottery😕

I wouldn't go to medical school if I won $5-10 million or more... I'd enjoy my twenties and do a lot of traveling. You only live one life, and there's a reason that you don't see trust-fund kids thinking about medicine. Medicine will be an incredible profession for all of us, but what we are really doing is selling our valuable time (that we'll never get back) for job security and moderate wealth.
 
I wouldn't go to medical school if I won $5-10 million or more... I'd enjoy my twenties and do a lot of traveling. You only live one life, and there's a reason that you don't see trust-fund kids thinking about medicine. Medicine will be an incredible profession for all of us, but what we are really doing is selling our valuable time (that we'll never get back) for job security and moderate wealth.

I wonder if you can defer for "won the lottery.":laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
I wonder if you can defer for "won the lottery.":laugh::laugh::laugh:

lol yeah, defer indefinitely!

for me, no job/profession could be better than not needing to go to work. I could just do whatever I wanted all day... I need to stop thinking about it before I get depressed haha 🙂
 
I wouldn't go to medical school if I won $5-10 million or more... I'd enjoy my twenties and do a lot of traveling. You only live one life, and there's a reason that you don't see trust-fund kids thinking about medicine. Medicine will be an incredible profession for all of us, but what we are really doing is selling our valuable time (that we'll never get back) for
job security and moderate wealth.

Hmmm - I would say I would try to put off med school a year or two to do fun stuff and to take care of the family, but I would still go on to med school. College made me realize I really wanted a career-almost as much as my
own family- and being a doctor is so ingrained in my mind as my future career that I would still pursue it but maybe in a different way. Like working at free clinics or doing charity work or the like.

But this is all talk, I'll let you know what I decide to do when I win 🙂 haha
 
It's only an absolute necessity if you're a Jet's fan.:meanie:

Not cool, Swarley 😡

Yes, but I'd rather not know about the lengths you boys go to to relieve yourselves in public or otherwise.:laugh:

But these activities aren't necessarily male-specific 😕 I've met girls who can stink it up with the best of them. And I am sure there are sneaky GI ninjas in the womens' locker rooms too. 😉

Yay, so now some random lurker knows that the general subject of conversation for the last three pages has been...farting.

Oh boy.

"Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot."
 
Oh yeah, I can't imagine doing anything else.

As of now, I'm planning on subspecializing. But we'll see after seven years how much more education I want...

Yeah, I have been getting to the idea of med-peds and doing allergy & immunology. But then I realize I haven't even started med school.....
 
I wouldn't go to medical school if I won $5-10 million or more... I'd enjoy my twenties and do a lot of traveling. You only live one life, and there's a reason that you don't see trust-fund kids thinking about medicine. Medicine will be an incredible profession for all of us, but what we are really doing is selling our valuable time (that we'll never get back) for job security and moderate wealth.

lol yeah, defer indefinitely!

for me, no job/profession could be better than not needing to go to work. I could just do whatever I wanted all day... I need to stop thinking about it before I get depressed haha 🙂

If I won the lottery, I would probably still go to med school. It'd be an added bonus to be able to enjoy doing what I want without the burden of thinking about all that debt.

Of course, I would live extravagantly as a med student, but that's besides the point :laugh:
 
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