Assyrian weddings are open bar and HUUUUUUUGE. Lots of people, dancing, etc. It's a blast, the only reason I would want a wedding
+1 on the thank you cards, crap
I am odd and like carpet-vacuuming always feels cleaner than mopping. And since I am slightly OCD, a mopped floor still doesn't feel clean to me
Crap, really? I loved Transformers, I think I have seen it 10+ times....didn't know the second was that bad
what is Assyrian? Is that a dumb question?
Do assyrians have pretty babies?

If so raaska, will you marry me?
🤣 Wait, we don't need to be married to ummmm....
😆...I kid I kid
you see what happens when I have too much time on my hands I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....till tomorrow at least before the next batch of kids come in and turn my world up side down again.
Hey Lyss: I am sitting in South Station right now waiting for my commuter rail out to Wellsley Hills....I
😍 Boston...The only problem is that it is not very diverse (or maybe it is just that people don't intermingle around here). I am fed ex-ing a one way train ticket down to your house in the NYC to come back up here. Rumble in Roxbury/Quincy Market/ Little Italy....either way you won't be going back after I whip you...so no need for round trip...Tell your BF to get his last buh byes in
Chubbs: Did you handle the imposter? Clearly we will assume he "bit" off your name...I got your back
Swarley: what's up man?...have not chatted with ya in a while
Azn: what up man
Sarah: yeah I got enough beauty sleep....
😡
quirks: whaaaaaaaaaaaaasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
DokB: Trouble maker

...just as bad as those other three (Lyss, raaska, and Chubbs)
Spurs: The SPURS STILL SUCK...hahahahahahahahaha
BD2B: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKERRRRRRRRRRRS!!!! I'm still celebrating...yeah be jealous Lyss...be very jealous!
OMBD: girl I know you must be tired b/c you've been runnin' through my mind all day...COME HERE GIRL...

(hahahahahahaha I could not help using that cheesy line)